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It’s not the first time Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited after a split, but the couple are simply “enjoying their friendship,” says a source close to the singer. “They’ve been talking for a while – they’re very friendly.”

The duo recently spent a night together late last month at New York City’s Bowery Hotel. “Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey,” says an onlooker. “She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends.”

We’re betting she read his recent interview with New York Mag and fell deeply back in love. There’s nothing like a guy being a snitty little crabapple and threatening forced anal penetration to really get a girl’s juices flowing. It’s better than funky cold medina.

Brad Pitt is said to have held a secret meeting with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston during a recent trip to New York.

A source told Grazia that Jennifer agreed to visit Brad in his suite at the Essex House hotel, next to Central Park.

‘She arrived at his hotel suite a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn’t exactly fair considering their history.’

But the source added: ‘She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina.’

And the reporter rummaged through the pile until she found the Angelina Jolie doll and a fake pregnancy stomach, and preggo Angie stormed into the hotel room, sobbing, and yelled, “How could you do this to me? To your family? To your unborn child?” And then all three dolls took off all their clothes and had a plastic dry-hump orgy. The end.

A magazine has claimed that Jennifer Aniston is sporting a curvier figure thanks to the new lunchtime boob jab.

The actress is rumoured to have had Macrolane injections and boosted her bra measurements by a whole cup size.

Grazia magazine made the claims this week after close friends reportedly said the 40-year-old has been feeling ’super confident’ as a result during the filming of her new movie The Bounty.

‘Jen loves the fact (sic) her curvier figure is having on her wardrobe for the movie. She’s dressed in figure-hugging skirts and low-cut tops every day. In fact, it’s no wonder she and Gerard have such electric chemistry.’

Macrolane injections!? Putting your grandma’s beaded owl wall hanging into your tits to make them bigger? What will they think of next.

I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, ‘Oh, honey, you’re so funny.’ So, she doesn’t lie to me . . . She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength.

No no no, Jen, she wasn’t pointing out one of your strengths in lieu of telling you that you’re ugly. Nope, she was saying, “You’re so funny. You could never be as pretty as Monique. Well, unless you got a nose job, maybe a chin reduction, dyed and straightened your hair, and pretty much changed everything about yourself. Really, honey, you’re hilarious.” Actually, that’s pretty much the same thing Momma Aniston says when Jen asks if she’s as beautiful as Angie Jo too.

Courteney Cox has ditched her longtime BFF Jennifer Aniston!

"It seems like Courteney and Jen's close friendship has chilled in recent months, and it comes down to their lifestyles not gelling anymore," an insider told The ENQUIRER. "Jen is almost a workaholic who spends her free time dating and hunting for Mr. Right, while Courteney is happily married and busy juggling work and motherhood."

Courteney's husband David Arquette "can't be thrilled with the idea of Courteney developing a roving eye as she cruises parties and restaurants as Jen's wing girl."

Oh yeah, because that happens all the time. You and your dude-brahs are down at Paddy O'Jager's slamming brews and listening to Daughtry and you're trying to make time with the sweet little honey across the bar, but her damn ugly friend keeps getting in the way. Her damn ugly friend COURTENEY COX. Sure, sure.

ìShe told Brad heíd humiliated her for the last time,î the source reveals. ìShe then hurled a string of insults at him and hung up.î

The source adds that ìWorld War IIIî has broken out at the Long Island, NY mansion that Brad, Angelina and their six children are sharing, and it will be hard to ìtry to act like a happy coupleî when they attend the Cannes film festival in France this month.

So first of all we're supposed to believe that Angelina Jolie reads In Touch? And then we're supposed to believe that she believes what she reads in In Touch? If their stories were always accurate, Angie would have incubated about eighteen babies by now and had almost as many weddings. We don't think Angelina is that much of a fool. And besides, we're pretty sure she catches up on her gossip by reading CNW. Hi, Angie! We love you! Call us!

WITH friends like Courteney Cox, who needs enemies? Cox, who is supposedly best pals with her former "Friends" co-star Jennifer Aniston, was spotted chatting with Aniston's ex-husband Brad Pitt at a concert Sunday night. Cox was at the Wiltern Theater in LA with husband David Arquette for the final stop on rocker Chris Cornell's Scream album tour when Pitt showed up. Our backstage spy told us, "Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other."

Personally we have bigger issues with the fact that Courteney was at a Chris Cornell concert than with her exchanging pleasantries with her friend's ex-husband.