Tag Archives: Jenna Jameson
CNW Junk Drawer: Sweet Leaf
ï Jenna Jameson, looking Bratz-ier than ever. (F-listed)
ï No, my first name ain't baby. It's Janet. Miss Rackson if you're see-through. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Lindsay Lohan goes back to red, lays off the burnt umber fake bake, approaches former Mean Girls-era loveliness. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey. Two great [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Leg-Spreading and Fetus-Getting
ï Cleava Mendes. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï "Dear Brad Renfro. We came over to fuck you but you were dead. Love, Tiffany and Amber." Rest in peace, Brad. (Fatback and Collards)
ï We want to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!", honestly we do, but we just can't when she keeps flipping us her outer labes. (Taxi Driver)
ï [...]
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Jenna Jameson Sucks
We have seen Jenna Jameson in every position known to humans. The Reverse Cowgirl, the Regular Cowgirl, the Iron Butterfly, the Horny Vicar, the Bloomin' Onion. But this marks the first time we have seen her suck a penis clean out of a man's groin and up through his mouth. They call her the queen [...]
Jenna Jameson Takes out the Titties
Hey, you know what, guys? Jenna Jameson took out her breast implants. If you're anything like us, you're thinking, "Wow, that's weird. We didn't even notice." And then you'll sit and think for a minute and it will dawn on you that when a normal human loses the body-weight equivalent of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt in the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "You Liars. You Bulimic Liars.î
ï Everyone in the world has an eating disorder except for Courtney Love. Or is that Janice from the Muppets, naked? (Celebitchy)
ï Jessica Alba plays blind. Blind and nipply. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jenna Jameson done got her face fucked screwy. (Egotastic)
ï Charlize Theron ponies up some major cleavage for the movie Hancock. And [...]
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ScarJo No Porno
Many many moons and about 8000 Hostess fruit pies ago we told you about the possibility of Scarlett Johansson strapping on some fake funbags and lubing up her pubis to play the part of Jenna Jameson. Well, sorry boys, you're gonna have to tuck those boners back into manginas, cause it ain't happening. People explains:
Despite [...]
Jenna Jameson Heeds Archie Bell and the Drells; Does the Tighten Up
In the wake of the controversy surrounding Jenna Jameson's alarming recent weight loss and her subsequent anorexia denials comes yet another body-altering tale. It seems that a few inches off the hips ain't the only meat Jenna's shaved off her body recently. TMZ reports:
A source tells Rush and Malloy that Jameson's had a little work [...]