Tag Archives: Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson's Slip-N-Slide Slit Made for Easy Infant Evacuation
If you could ask Jenna Jameson for advice on one subject, what would it be? How to prevent vaginal chafing? The best way to get jizz stains out of denim? The secrets to maintaining natural beauty without cosmetic surgery? Too bad. She's talking about shooting infants out of her twat. She wrote on MySpace:
I [...]
Jenna Nicknames Her Pair
When we were 15, we spent our lunch period smoking joints out on the commons, doodling "Steve Vai Rocks" on our high tops, and daydreaming about an awesome future in which we'd have the tallest truck in town and kids named Winger and WASP. Jenna Jameson, bless her soul, has made our dream a reality [...]
Twin Boys for Jenna and Tito. Neato.
It's not the first time she's had two men inside of her poon chunnel and it won't be the last! Porn star Jenna Jameson had twin baby boys yesterday. Because while twins are still hot right now, having girls is sooooo December 2008. Our own personal gossip doula, FemaleFirst, says:
Jenna Jameson has given birth to [...]
For the First Time, You'll Notice Jenna Jameson's Fetal Twins Before Her Boobal Ones
We are so relieved to see this photo. Since hearing of Jenna Jameson's pregnant state (with twins, of course, or else she would have faced Hollywood ostracization) we haven't seen much of the former pro fucker. We were worried about those little fetuses. Would they be safe in their uteral home? Or did they face [...]
Jenna Jameson Having Ti-two with Tito
Normally, diseases involving the genitals originate in the porn world and then slowly make their way over to the groins of Hollywood A-listers. But when the disease is getting a gut full of double fetii, the opposite is true. Yes, we knew this was going to happen: Jenna Jameson is pregnant with twins. From her [...]
Aubrey O'Day Licks Pole, Talks Anal Sex
In our minds, Danity Kane is one giant step below The Pussycat Dolls. And The Pussycat Dolls are one giant step below the tranny contestant on America's Next Top Model. What's one giant step below Danity Kane? Don't know. Maybe She-Daisy? Paris Hilton's dog walker? Anyway, Danity Kane is pretty low on our celebrity list. [...]
Jenna Jameson Prefers Boobs Over Puppies and Kittens
Whoa, PETA really knows how to get a message across. Finally! Finally, we get to see Jenna Jameson naked! You know, we were planning on keeping our gerbil's nuts intact but after seeing one sixth of a porn star's right breast we're totally changing our minds. Thanks, PETA!
Jenna Jameson Has Something New Stuck in Her Woman Parts
It's the pitter patter of tiny feet for Jenna Jameson! As opposed to sounds she's a little more used to hearing. Like the pitter patter of millions of droplets of dude juice raining onto her bod. Reports the NY Post:
Congrats to Jenna Jameson. The retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, [...]
Jenna Jameson Goes from Looking Like the Undead to Costarring with Them
Zombies! Strippers! Jenna Jameson! Freddy Krueger! We hate to say this, but Zombie Strippers looks kind of good. Or at least more entertaining than anything Lindsay Lohan has been associated with in the past two years. We're not sure whether or not Jenna plays a zombie stripper or just simply a stripper, but we're banking [...]
Jenna Jameson Fingers Charlize . . . As Her Sex Heir
In addition to keeping herself busy with various and sundry plastical surgery procedures, Jenna Jameson has been enjoying her run as a spokesperson for PETA. So much that she's conceiving ideas for other possible advertisements and PSAs. Jenna says,
"It would be amazing if Charlize Theron did one of our 'Go naked' campaigns. I saw her [...]