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CNW Junk Drawer: Up, Up and Away in My Dad’s Beautiful Mylar Stormchasing Balloon
Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)
Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
Amy Winehouse has allegedly [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to [...]
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Jenna Fischer Spices Up Sex Life With Slow Cooker
Ah, culinary technology! Since the middle of last century, inventions such as the bread machine and the Wunder Boner have made it possible for busy couples to have more time for making whoopee. Just think of all the marriages that have been saved thanks to the advent of the ice cube tray! Why, back in [...]
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Jenna Fischer Won't Go Raunchy; Will Piss In Your Face
Jenna Fischer: delightful funny lady, star of The Office, sex object to Fark-posting, World of Warcraft-obsessed dorks the planet over. She seems very sweet and all, with her girl-next-door face and her soft voice and her bad Pam hair, but cross her, and you might get a stream of angry urine right in the eye! [...]
Jenna Fischer Is Totally Available
Slick down that cowlick, iron your best Stargate shirt, and step away from the World of Warcraft: Jenna Fischer–Pam from The Office–is single! She and her husband of six years, writer/director James Gunn, have split. In a statement, they say:
"We have chosen to separate. We are sorry for any pain this causes family and friends. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: A Feast Fit for a Bosworth
ï Suri No Middle Name Cruise pictures might finally appear soon . . . in Vanity Fair! Hopefully on the cover, wrapped in swaddling clothes, using Scarlett Johansson's ass crack as a manger.
ï Bryce Dallas Howard is baking up a big batch of baby.
ï Kate Bosworth ate! Ate cigarettes, water, and lettuce. [...]
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