CelebNewsWire» Jemima Khan Archives – CelebNewsWire http://www.celebnewswire.com Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 The Wrath of Khan: Jemima's Upskirt Shot http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jemima_khan_upskirt.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jemima_khan_upskirt.html#comments Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:59:58 +0000 Inspector S. (CNW Admin) http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=16192 khan2pb.jpgBeing benevolent and conscientious sorts, we enjoy keeping track of CelebNewsWire's stats. We enjoy seeing what stories are the most popular with our beloved readers and popular search phrases driving new visitors here. Some might saddle this with the stuffy title of "market research"; we like to call it caring. So we've noticed that, in the past month, a curious number of you have found your way here by searching the phrase "Jemima Khan upskirt." Curious because we never featured said Jemima Khan upskirt, and curious because Jemima Khan is only demi-famous, for being a wealthy person who attends charity functions, and for dorking Hugh Grant.

So imagine our surprise and delight when we loaded up the old Apple IIe this morning to find a Jemima Khan upskirt sitting like a golden egg in our inbox. This could only be divine intervention. Thanks, Jesus!

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So there it is (via Taxi Driver). Jemima Khan upskirt. We're not sure if the staggering number of people searching for this are huge Hugh Grant fans bent on perusing the crevasse into which he slips his member nightly, or dudes who fetishize rich do-gooding divorcÈes. Though if the latter is the case, you might do better barking up the Olsen twins' tree, what with their recent penchant for fur-stoles-with-the-animal heads-still-attached look.

Jemima Khan is not naked at MrSkin.com. But Jemima ROOPER is.

]]> http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jemima_khan_upskirt.html/feed 0 Kiss Me Kate http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kiss_me_kate.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kiss_me_kate.html#comments Wed, 17 May 2006 17:59:15 +0000 Inspector S. (CNW Admin) http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=15375 Kate Moss has ditched diddling Doherty and blowing rails off Nelson Mandela's can in favor of a new, healthier hobby: making out with rich broads. Kate, we're waving a rainbow banner and donning a PFLAG shirt! We love you and support you and your lifestyle!

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At a charity fundraiser in London recently, some businessman named Philip Green bid 60,000 British pounds to kiss Kate Moss. Instead of delving into the supermodel's nicotine hole himself, he gave his prize to socialite Jemima Khan, best known for being the sugar mammy of one Hugh Grant. Jemima and Kate hungrily locked lips in front of everyone present, and a source reported:

"It was unbelievable. There have been lots of rumours about Kate's sexuality and she certainly stoked things up with this sizzling display. It was obvious that she was really enjoying herself. She slowly brushed Jemima's hair out of her face and wasn't satisfied until she'd got to grips with all of her fillings."

We don't speak Brit, so let's run a poll here, shall we? Does "until she'd got to grips with all of her fillings" mean:
A. "Kate squeezed Jemima until warm, soft, sugary Twinkie cream issued forth from her crevices"?
B. "Kate got handsy and played grabass, firmly grasping and manipulating all of Jemima's roundish bits"?
C. "Kate inserted her tobacco-stained tongue roughly into Jemima's mouth, deftly snaking free all of her dentalwork"?
"C" sounds like the best option. Except for the fact that English people don't have dental work. Zing! Yes, everybody loves a good English teeth joke.

Katey gets nakey at MrSkin.com.

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