Tag Archives: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Jean-Claude Van Damn, That Thing Is Huge!
. . . And the biggest rivalry in action-movie history was finally settled when Jean-Claude Van Damme took Steven Seagal in a head lock and then stuffed his muscled nemesis into his Speedo.
Why Aren't JCVD and Wino on Barbara Walters's Most Fascinating People List?
There are certain celebrities who can get away with flirting with interviewers, no matter how creepy they seem. George Clooney or Angelina Jolie could probably have full-penetration sex with an Inside Edition reporter and the audience would just say, “Aw, that’s so charming!” Ben Affleck almost DID have sex with an interviewer and it was [...]
Van Damme, Hot Damn!
Jean-Claude Van Damme asserts that he's no mere mortal in the sack, no sir. Rest assured, Van Damme fan, the man himself asserts he's a "superhero" in the boudoir.