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Jay-Z, Mariah Carey Prepare for the Inevitable
When your worldly assets amount to about $87, a cupboard full of Rice-a-Roni, and some broken IKEA furniture, it's hard to understand the need for a pre-nup, but celebrities aren't like us; the poorer of the pair (read: still richer than you'll ever dream of being) usually gets a pretty sweet salary from the deal. [...]
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B to the Izz-A B to the Izz-Y
We know that people have babies. The reason life continues is because penises are inserted into vaginas and then big masses of tissue and organs and skin and hair and fingernails called babies come out of said vaginas. This is how the world works. But can celebrities please take a break from the baby making [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
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Also tagged BeyoncÈ Knowles, Camilla Belle, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Eva Herzigova, frivolous lawsuits, Johnny Depp, Kate Bosworth, Maria Sharapova, Naomi Campbell, Rob Lowe, Sophie Monk, Toni Braxton, Tori Spelling, Vanessa Paradis
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BeyoncÈ Takes a FiancÈ
BeyoncÈ: "Jigga, I'm sick of this little Rihanna stealing all my thunder. I know I haven't had an album out in a while, but that shouldn't stop the entire world from worshiping me every single second of every day. Do they see the booty? Does Rihanna have this booty? I don't think so. All she's [...]
BeyoncÈ to Make Jay-Z Her Lawfully Wedded Hova
Jay-Z and his girlfriend, Bed Bath and BeyoncÈ, are reportedly engaged! Even though they were reportedly engaged before. This time, they mean business! Jay-Z allegedly proposed during a trip to Cannes. The Blemish quotes BeyoncÈ as saying:
ìI want to get married and really want a family – in a perfect world Iíd have two boys [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Chokin' 9 to 5
Rip Torn got ripped. And then he drove. And then he got arrested. And became the subject of the foxiest mug shot since Nick Nolte’s.
Sophie Marceau showing nipples is much more interesting than Marcel Marceau . . . miming . . . nipples. Or something.
Scarlett Johansson is not opposed to doing nudity. [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, BeyoncĂ Knowles, blind items, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, drugs, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson, Kendra Jade, Kevin Federline, movies, music, Rip Torn, Scarlett Johansson, Sophie Marceau
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Panty Party with Paris
Paris Hilton recently attended Jay-Z's concert in Las Vegas and apparently, she misheard his lyric "no panties and jeans, that's so necessary" as "no panties and jeans, that's unnecessary."
Which is very unlike Paris, but still, even with her crotch safely tucked inside its satiny blue prison, at least she took the "H to the [...]
After Showing Her Panties, Paris Gets Pukey
During a recent performance (following that Jay-Z offering we just told you about) Paris Hilton puked while on stage. And, no, that's not a euphemism for her vocal abilities.
CNW Junk Drawer: Mauled by Rap Community, Embraced by Crap Community
ï Brittany Murphy has ended her engagement to best boy/grip Joe Macaluso. Brittany, do you actually think you're going to be able to do better? He's the BEST boy, for Christ's sake!
ï "Kevin Federline mauled by rap community." God, if only that headline were literal.
ï Janet Jackson says that fiancÈ Jermaine Dupri [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, BeyoncÈ Knowles, Britney Spears, Brittany Murphy, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Janet Jackson, Jermaine Dupri, Jessica Simpson, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan
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