Don’t Blame Kanye, Blame His Pain

Agent E. — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:26:03 +0000

Last night we pretended to be 80 years old and watched the premiere of The Jay Leno Show. Hey, it’s better than pretending we’re 80 and watching CSI: Miami, right? Maybe? OK, not really, but we got to extend our Kanye West related amuesment for a little while longer. What we learned from the supposed comedy show was that Jay thinks that dudes singing to terrified women in car washes is the height of humor and that according to Kanye it’s OK to be a dick if you’ve got a dead momma. In a totally not-at-all no-way-is-this-set-up moment, Jay asked Kanye what his mom would have said about his behavior and was met by a super long silence before Kanye rubbed his eyes as if crying. You know, the kind of crying that makes your eyes really itchy but doesn’t actually produce tears? Happens to us every time we think about the death of Captain Kangaroo. Somehow we just don’t think this apology worked. Mostly because it was, as usual, all about Kanye. I’m sad, I’m grieving, I was rude. If you want us to not think you’re a total d-bag and need to be exiled to Siberia with Chris Brown, you just need to say, “I’m sorry, Taylor Swift. I ruined your moment with my inconsiderate behavior and I shouldn’t have done that. I will sincerely try not be an egomaniacal tardjob in the future.”

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ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)

ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)

ï Khloe Kardashian shows her side teat-a and full seat-a for PETA. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï And Kid Rock is all "see my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest." (Anything Hollywood)

ï Britney's backup dancers have to make tinkles in cups. (Pop on the Pop)

ï It's been a while since we've eyeballed Kelly Brook in her lacy undertrimmings. (Holy Taco)

ï J. Lo has a better set of twins than Max and Emme. (Derek Hail)

ï Jay Leno will be taking his chambray shirts and wind-tossed silver mane to the 10 PM slot. (Hollywire)

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Don’t Blame Kanye, Blame His Pain

CNW Junk Drawer: The Forbidden Dance