[Jessica Simpsonís] fling with Zach Braff began after a recent party hosted by Diddy, when the mogul received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

ìThey spent that night together and several others,î the source said.

ìThen she turned to Jared [Leto] for several more romantic trysts! And this was happening right under Tony Romoís nose!î

At one point she was juggling all three guys, according to the source.

That's not as sexy as the idea of Jessica Simpson having sex with all three guys at once, but juggling them is pretty impressive. Especially if they were on fire.

Giganto-jugged Jess shows it off at MrSkin.com.

Nicky Hilton, her boyfriend, David Katzenberg and their entourage hit Club Stereo, which took over Doolin's bar on Main Street, for the Anamigo party on Friday. Katzenberg stood in a corner at the club pulling down his belted jeans and taking pictures of his private parts bulging through his gray boxer briefs, while Nicky giggled next to him.

Late night after-parties at the 5W Escape House hosted by Butter drew boldfaces until the sun came up. Nicole Eggert of the 1980s TV series "Charles in Charge" got so wasted, she couldn't walk in the wee hours Saturday. She was grinding and dirty dancing other partygoers – and a wall – to music by DJ AM, until bouncers escorted her out by both arms. "The next day she told me she was so embarrassed," said one guest.

But Eggert returned to the house Saturday and danced up a storm again, along with Mary-Kate Olsen and Eliza Dushku while Steve Aoki DJ'd in the kitchen. Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush made out downstairs in the Lifestyle Condoms photo booth while they posed for pictures.

Paris Hilton, who bothered Jared Leto at Village at the Yard for the Cuervo Platino-hosted Camp Freddy concert, later attacked him next door at club Hyde, where she gave him lap dances and kissed him, said a spy. Meanwhile, when a joker tried to lob a snowball at the celebutard outside the Turning Leaf Lounge where she was hosting a private dinner, her bodyguard leaped in and took it in the head.

We thought that Nicole Eggert humping a wall sounded kind of strange, but then we remembered her Corey Haim sex scene in Blown Away, where they hump against a wall, and we realized that it's just Nicole's sad attempt to recapture her career peak. Which occurred while fake fucking Corey Haim. It's got to be hard to look in that mirror every morning.

And about Paris and Jared, witness the greasy groping:

SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law."

The mag's source says:

"That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

"She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

"I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become.

"When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

"I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

"Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

"One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

Oh, and about all those dudes she's f'ed:

"She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend.

"She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month.

"The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ëStay away from him Bitch, he is mine.'

"Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him.

"She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law.

"Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway."

Hey, we're not done yet:

"Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all.

"In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.

"She doesn't buy itóshe is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap."

Aaaaand here's a picture of Lindsay giving her friend a little assistance (if you doubt it's her, check out the entire set):

EYELINER-loving Jared Leto injured not only his face during a 30 Seconds to Mars concert in El Paso, Texas, last Thursday night – our spies said his pride is hurt as well. Reports of the actor/rocker's broken nose and injured foot emerged yesterday, but our sources said it was a stage leap – not a mad rush of fans – that caused his bruises. "He flung himself directly off the stage into the crowd," said our spy, "and nobody in the crowd caught him." The audience member added, "We were given no warning. Jared landed really hard on the ground, and people were accidentally stepping on him." Security helped him back to the stage.

The stage diving may have failed, but that's no reason to completely abandon your grunge revival, Jared. The donning of flannel is too obvious, so we suggest that you take 30 Seconds to Mars in an all new direction: a Mother Love Bone tribute band called Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns. You would be so cutting edge.

And if you like that disgusting child-molester candid of Jared, find more (and their skinny counterparts) at Oh No They Didn't.

Behold! Goth Crocs!

Image via X17online, of course.

See Jared Leto out of his Crocs at MaleStars.com.

At least trying to catch a husband before Paris does is a bit smarter than trying to catch gonorrhea before her. And as for the whole running away, getting married barefoot on the beach, and shocking everybody, just look how well that turned out for RenÈe Zellweger.

Lindsay Leto at MrSkin.com.

And don't forget your favorite member of 30 Seconds to Mars at MaleStars.com.

ï How did B-lister Jared Leto land himself an Ol$en? By packing some excessive toolage, of course. Big dongs. The ladies do seem to enjoy them.

ï Listen, we are slovenly Midwestern crapbags who are ignorant in the sparkly ways of you fancy coastal dwellers, so we don't know who the f this "Fabian Basabe" is. But we do know three things: he's a funny man, a gay man, and a racist man.

ï Whooops, Mariah "The Glitterfly" Carey's clothes fell off! There must be pictures. Where are the damn pictures?

ï Ryan Seacrest would like FOX to give him a raise. Highlights and tan-in-a-can are expensive

ï Tiffani Thiessen gets married! Congrats! Wait, wait, wait. We remember Tiffani-Amber Thiessen from 90210. Who the hell is this "Tiffani Thiessen" person?

ï Pssst! Angelina still likes sex! PASS IT ON.