Tag Archives: Jared Leto
Jessica Simpson Bungles Romo-ance Via Braff and Leto
If you are anything like us (and we can see by your cool soul patch and silky dragon shirt that you are), you've been wringing your hands and grinding your teeth, trying to figure out what specifically went wrong between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Thank God, then, that we have the National Enquirer to [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo, Zach Braff
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Two Hiltons and a Wall-humping Eggert: The Less Cinematic Side of Sundance
You might think a film festival is somewhere that people go in order to watch movies, but you'd be wrong. God, you're such a fucking moron, aren't you? People go to film festivals to get free shit they could easily afford and party-as-a-verb. At least if your last name is Hilton, anyway. Page Six brings [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity nudity, David Katzenberg, film festivals, Kim Kardashian, Lena Headey, movies, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, parties, Vera Farmiga, Zoe Kravitz
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Lindsay Lohan Finally Achieves Goal of Becoming Kate Moss
Shocker! Of! The! Century! Lindsay Lohan does coke. Oh, and she humps lots of boys too. We may never recover from our shattered illusions. When we're ninety and sipping a creamed corn and mashed potato smoothie on the lanai in our nursing home, we will utter our first words in sixty years: "Can't believe . [...]
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Also tagged Benicio Del Toro, booze, Calum Best, celebrity bathroom habits, drugs, James Blunt, James Franco, Joaquin Phoenix, Jude Law, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan
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He Just Wanted into the Circle Pit, Dude
Jared Leto has sustained injuries in a pathetic attempt to be at the forefront of tomorrow's retro revival today: stage diving! Says Page Six:
EYELINER-loving Jared Leto injured not only his face during a 30 Seconds to Mars concert in El Paso, Texas, last Thursday night – our spies said his pride is hurt as well. [...]
My So-Called Style
Jared Leto introduces a new fashion for bubblegum gloom rockers who enjoy gardening:
Behold! Goth Crocs!
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Suck It, Angela Chase
Lindsay Lohan has nabbed herself her very own Jordan Catalano. And she might marry him just to piss off Paris Hilton. Very mature, Lindsay, very mature.
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CNW Junk Drawer: Madonna's Aight, Y'all
ï Dennis Rodman says his affair with Madonna was "just alright", not "on a level", and "not all that". Then dropped his Most Hype Sayings of 1992 phrasebook in the toilet, sparing us any references to ". . . and a bag of chips", or Arsenio-style barking.
ï How did B-lister Jared Leto land himself an [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, Dennis Rodman, Fabian Basabe, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Ryan Seacrest, television, Tiffani Thiessen
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