Tag Archives: January Jones
January Jones’s GQ Outtakes: Less Boob, More Chair
We’re sure that somewhere in this vast world of ours there is a man with a ridiculously narrow fetish for hot blonde television stars in lingerie falling over in chairs. And likely if this man exists, he’s probably lurking around our neighborhood, peeking in the CelebNewsWire windows waiting for his ultimate moment. One day he [...]
January Jones, Boob Faker?
The other day we showed you some ridiculously awesome pics of Mad Men star January Jones and her mega cleave in GQ. And if you were anything like us, you said, “Hot holy hell, look at those hooters!” and then tried to remember exactly how Balki Bartokomous’s Dance of Joy went. But today there are [...]
January Jones Says, “Suck on These, Joanie!”
You know how sometimes the younger sister ends up being the wild one? The older sister gets to do everything first, sure, but then the younger one gets so overcome with jealousy that she’s all, “Yeah, sis, you think you’re better than me cause you can smoke pot and give blowjobs? I’ll show you. I’ll [...]