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CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, celebrity catfights, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow, James Gandolfini, Kate Bosworth, Kelly Brook, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Michael Lohan, plastic surgery rumors, plays, Rachel Bilson, Sandra Bullock, Shauna Sand, Suri Cruise
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CNW Junk Drawer: Merry Xmas Paris, Here's Some Herpes
ï Paris Hilton parts her luscious lips and dangles her gloss-shellacked chancre at the camera. Cheese! (Yeeeah!)
ï Mariah Carey's smuggling some warm, milky snowballs in that ski jacket of hers. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Salma Hayek pulls a Britney. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï A beautiful and heartwarming collection of the year's most inspiring celebrity [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, boobs, celebrity offspring, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Salma Hayek
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