Tag Archives: Janice Dickinson
The World's First Supermodel Taken Down By World's First Supermargarita
Sexy, funny, Ocasek-banging, totally fierce MILF Paulina Porizkova has taken to the streets to tell everyone how she was fired from America's Next Top Model due to Tyra Banks being a seven-headed hydra who is so hungry for power she eats only Power Bars and, like, electricity and stuff. Hopefully someone will give Paulina another [...]
Janice Dickinson Is an Angel from Heaven
It's so exciting and wonderful to live in a time when we have these incredible medical advances like plastic surgery to keep people looking fresh and beautiful. People like Janice Dickinson, pictured here with some fresh work. And wow, that is some money well spent. Look how gorgeous. Somebody give Janice Dickinson's doctor a trophy [...]
"I'll Eat Her Tits."
We're not the type to watch those shows on VH1 where eight supposed "celebrities" who couldn't get work in a Billy Mays infomercial live in a house together and bitch about toilet paper and dirty dishes and whatnot. But somehow when we read about similar shows in England they sound fascinating. After all, they involve [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Burp Rags
ï Rachel McAdams pulls a BeyoncÈ; might just be 63. (IMDb/WENN)
ï Janice Dickinson's high contrast upskirt gristle mitt. Believe it. (Taxi Driver)
ï Scary Spice spent several hundred dollars on rags to belch upon. Stars, just like us, etc. (MSNBC)
ï Pam Anderson in a bikini, careening willy-nilly towards Mamie Van Doren territory. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized
Also tagged books, Britney Spears, celebs in bikinis, Eva Longoria, Melanie Brown, Oprah Winfrey, Pamela Anderson, Rachel McAdams, upskirt shots
Comments Off
Janice Dickinson and Ashley Olsen Share Bras. Share Them with Us, That Is
One is an towering aging supermodel, the other is a post-tween mogul dwarf. One has a mouth the size of Kankakee, the other is, we think, mute. One of them got clam-slammed by Sylvester Stallone, the other once found herself on the business end of various sundry nonfamous rich guys. Truly, at first glance, Janice [...]
So What Would She Do for Three Klonopin?
What can one Xanax buy you these days? It can get you half a Vicodin and two Advil. It can get you $3.75. It can get you two day-old slices of sausage pizza and a copy of that Jonathan Safran Foer book. And it can get you a hot screw in an airplane bathroom with [...]