Tag Archives: Janet Jackson
CNW Junk Drawer: "This Needs Love Too"
ï Janet Jackson says that her sex life was great when she was fat, and that her Ewok lover Jermaine Dupri would "grab me, pull me around the stomach, look me in the eyes and say, 'This needs love too!'" And then he'd gently insert his penis into her stomach folds.
ï Britney Spears [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Mauled by Rap Community, Embraced by Crap Community
ï Brittany Murphy has ended her engagement to best boy/grip Joe Macaluso. Brittany, do you actually think you're going to be able to do better? He's the BEST boy, for Christ's sake!
ï "Kevin Federline mauled by rap community." God, if only that headline were literal.
ï Janet Jackson says that fiancÈ Jermaine Dupri [...]
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Timberlake Deems SuperBowl Boob Racist, Sexist
We were fairly excited when we saw the headline "Justin Timberlake defends Jackson boob" over at our gossip schoolmarm, FemaleFirst. "Not only has JT resorted to bragging about his totally super badass drug use to sell records," we thought, "he's actually supporting Michael Jackson, boob that he is." But no, he's just dredging up that [...]
Janet Will Get Naked Till the Botox Runs Dry
If you purchase a Bentley, you are going to go out and you are going to drive the shit out of it in front of as many people as possible. You are not going to be like Cameron Frye's dad and hide that thing in a glass garage in the wilds of Chicago's North Shore. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: A Feast Fit for a Bosworth
ï Suri No Middle Name Cruise pictures might finally appear soon . . . in Vanity Fair! Hopefully on the cover, wrapped in swaddling clothes, using Scarlett Johansson's ass crack as a manger.
ï Bryce Dallas Howard is baking up a big batch of baby.
ï Kate Bosworth ate! Ate cigarettes, water, and lettuce. [...]
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Miss Jackson If You're Mammilarily Nasty
Speaking of breasts, if someone could explain Janet Jackson's incomprehensible cleavage to us, we'd really appreciate it. Thanks.
CNW Junk Drawer: An Army of Hookers
Jermaine Dupri says that his girlfriend Janet Jackson purposely got all lumpy and lardy for an indie film role that fell through. We’re totally stealing that excuse.
Don’t fuck with Reese Witherspoon. Unless you’re into dying.
Kate Moss proves that supermodels actually have brains!
She also proves she has a nipple. Again.
Heather Locklear [...]
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Janet Jackson Takes Us On Another Escapade
Janet Jackson's broken her silence and is denying the whole DeBarge DeBaby brouhaha; however, now various sites are alleging that Janet may be expecting Ewok beau Jermaine Dupri's baby. Sadly, Rebbie was the only vaguely sane member of the family, and now Janet will have to send this child off to be raised by one [...]
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No, My First Name Ain't Baby. It's Baby Mama.
Janet Jackson allegedly has a secret love child, born from the unholy union between herself and a DeBarge. So where has said child been for the past eighteen years? We're crossing our fingers hoping that it's been stowed safely away in the cocoa globes of Janet's bongo ass, awaiting the day that it will be [...]
Q: What Has Janet Jackson Done for Us Lately? A: T&A.
We could make some sort of groanworthy, Dad-like "wardrobe malfunction" joke here, but we won't. Even though we just did, by proxy.