Tag Archives: Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson's Lap the Perfect Receptacle for Ewok Puke
Janet Jackson sure has her hands full dealing with three-apples-high lover/husband(?)/Gymboree play date Jermaine Dupri. Oh, did we say hands full? We meant lap full. According to Page Six:
JERMAINE Dupri had a little too much of a good time celebrating his 36th birthday. The other night, Dupri and his squeeze, Janet Jackson, went to Tenjune, [...]
What Have You Done for Me Lately? Besides Give Me a Boner
Remember in seventh grade, when you lived in constant fear of being called to the chalkboard while sporting a semi? The thought of trudging silently up the aisle of the classroom, as if walking to the beat of a funeral dirge, towards your chalky doom in which 32 kids in varying states of pubescence scream [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Ricky Martin is a Leather Daddy
ï Prison Break's Jodi Lyn O'Keefe breaks out of the prison that is her dress. Well, kinda. It's see-through. (Fatback)
ï What's the first nude scene you ever seen? (Mr. Skin)
ï Ricky Martin becomes the father of twins without the pesky intervention of one of those yucky whaddayacallems. Vaginas. (Yeeeah!)
ï Courtenay Semel, [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity offspring, Courtenay Semel, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Paris Hilton, Ricky Martin, see-through shots, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sweet Leaf
ï Jenna Jameson, looking Bratz-ier than ever. (F-listed)
ï No, my first name ain't baby. It's Janet. Miss Rackson if you're see-through. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Lindsay Lohan goes back to red, lays off the burnt umber fake bake, approaches former Mean Girls-era loveliness. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey. Two great [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, drugs, Hayden Panettiere, Jenna Jameson, Julia Roberts, Keanu Reeves, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Milo Ventimiglia, Paris Hilton, Parker Posey, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: . . . and the Sorcerer's Bone
ï Patricia Heaton is a conservative, but her dress sure ain't.
ï Scratch your head in wonder as you ponder the bizarre flap of flesh that resides between Janet Jackson's ubiquitous implants.
ï Anna Nicole's former assistant, the beloved Kimmie, will be opening up tonight–for real this time–on The Insider. Pat O'Brien is gonna [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Anna Nicole Smith, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Daniel Radcliffe, paparazzi, Patricia Heaton, plays, see-through shots, television
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When Brookini Met the Janet Jugs
The cock crowed at the break of dawn, and we rose from our horsehair mattress to pull on our overalls and tend to our morning duty: culling a decent "sexy lady story" from the chaff of the day's gossip. We farmed two–Kelly Brook in a bikini and Janet Jackson cupping her breasts–but found that we [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "I Know How to Learn Anything I Want to Learn."
ï Kirsten Dunst's teatlets meet a lace-paneled dress, peekaboo nippage ensues. The pictures are old, but so are you, geezer.
ï John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are together again, naturally. Even though they say they weren't together in the first place. But they are now. Probably. Eh.
ï Well, we had the dubious honor [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Dustin Diamond, Gillian Anderson, Holly Valance, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Keira Knightley, Kirsten Dunst, Penelope Cruz, Rupert Friend, see-through shots, Will Smith
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The Pleasure Princnipple
In case the 7,534,115 interviews about her dramatic! weight! loss! and the 53,499,302 magazine spreads of her cupping her choco-beans didn't clue you in, Janet Jackson is back, people! And in her new video for "So Excited", she proves she's back by . . . showing off her dramatic weight loss and cupping her breasts! [...]
Pam's Nip, Janet's Abs, Death, and Taxes
In today's very special edition of shit you've seen a million times before we will be featuring the nipple-slipping stylings of Pam "Mrs. Kid Rock" Anderson and another version of Janet Jackson's niche specialty, showing off her bazooms while conspicuously covering the nipples–cause she's a modest lady, after all.