Tag Archives: Jane Fonda
The Lindsay Lohan Lightning Round
Lindsay Lohan is one busy beaver lately, and we're not just talking about all that gash she's been flashing. Today must be official Lindsay saturation day, as she's coming at us from all sides. She's secretly married! No, she and Harry are broken up! She finally wears panties! But she forgets her pants! And Jane [...]
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Gawd, What's up Ted Turner's Ass?
A nursing student friend of ours once told us that the reason one feels sick to one's stomach the night after a heavy bender is because the alcoholic residue forms a thick, mucusy miasma in one's stomach, and the only way to relieve the nausea is by vomiting up the vile sewage. We're assuming a [...]
New Book Alleges Fonda Made Turner Her Bitch
She's Fonda threesomes, and she'll Turner him over to administer a hearty rogering. Last names gain new hilarity as author Allan MacDonell, in his new book Prisoner of X, writes of viewing a sex tape involving Jane Fonda, then-husband Ted Turner, a random woman, and a strap-on.
Veteran Makes Fonda His Spittoon; Hilarity Ensues
Michael Smith, a disgruntled 54-year-old Vietnam vet, waited in line for 90 minutes yesterday in Kansas City, MO, at a book signing for Jane Fonda's bestselling biography, My Life So Far, for the sole purpose of spattering her with his tobacco-flecked spit. Way to steal our thunder, Smith! We were planning on hawking a loogie [...]
Fonda and Threesomes: Just Kidding?
Jane Fonda's people are now denying yesterday's reports that the she participated in threesomes with ex-husband Roger Vadim and other broads. OK, so do they mean that she was never in threesomes at all? Or that maybe the threesomes consisted of her, Vadim, and several women? Or maybe it was Jane and Vadim and a [...]
Jane Not Fonda Forced Lesbian Sex
The Barbarella star has revealed that her former husband, creepy French cocksmith Roger Vadim, made her participate in group sex with women. Turns out the best high-impact Jane Fonda workout is ten reps of forced boob-licking and 15 minutes of vigorous muffdiving. You'll see tighter loins in two weeks! God, we are so going to [...]