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Jamie Lynn Spears Is Happy with the One, Thanks
Remember how yesterday we reported that Jamie Lynn Spears was most likely pregnant with unwed teen baby number two? Well, she's not. Or so says her rep. Official Spears family chronicler OK! mag reports:
Now comes a wild report that the 17-year-old is pregnant again! Well, if that's true, it's certainly news to Jamie Lynn ñ [...]
"Britney Has Two Babies! I Want Two! I Want 'Em, I Want 'Em, I Want 'Em!"
When you're country, there are a few things that are super super addicting and you cannot escape them no matter how hard you try. Bacon double cheeseburgers dipped in ranch dressing, meth, and birthin' babies. Once you've had a taste of newborn hair ticking the inside of your vagina, you just crave it. Can't get [...]
Jamie Lynn Spears Not Yet a Woman To the LawóEven with Her Hooter Hanging Out
Apparently someone out there wants to see teen pregnancy trend spawner Jamie Lynn Spears with a baby sucking on her tit. But if this accurately describes you (which, by the way, congratulations, you're a real catch), beware: If someone in a blue polyester vest approaches you on the street, and whispers, "Hey mister, wanna buy [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Fox and the Hound Camel
ï Megan Fox straps her camel toe into some stretch pants for a shopping excursion. (Faded Youth)
ï And speaking of Megan Fox, her former(?) fiance Brian Austin Green denies the breakup rumors, says the couple are "solid". Solid as a rock? So nothing's changed it? And what you're saying is that the feeling's [...]
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Break Out the Moonshine and Celebrate the Birth of Another Baby Spears
Another Spears littl'un has arrived y'all! Well, maybe. All the buzz this morning was that Jamie Lynn was set to give birth through her tummy hole today, but we're pretty sure people are just making this shit up now. Especially since the supposed confirmation came from The National Enquirer. Sure, they may have been right [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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Also tagged Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, China Chow, Eddie Murphy, Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Lopez, Jeremy Piven, Kate Moss, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Marc Anthony, Melanie Brown, Mickey Rourke, P. Diddy, see-through shots, television, Tom Brady
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Thanks Solange, But What Advice Does Juno Have for Jamie Lynn?
Jamie Lynn Spears has a dearth of responsible role models. Her millionaire sister lost custody of her kids to a jobless wigger, and her mom is the classic stage mother, which probably directly contributed to the former. So we suggest that Jamie Lynn take the advice of Solange Knowles. Seriously. There is probably not one [...]
Git Off Ma Propty! I Said Git, You!
Remember when Britney Spears let SPF drive her car, and she said it was alright because she was country? Well, younger siblings always try harder, so Jamie Lynn seems to be on a mission to prove that she’s so much more country than her city-slickin’ Hollywood sissy. Of course there’s the knocked-up-at-sixteen thing, but that’s [...]
Jamie Lynn Spears Celebrates Birthday by Rolling Back Prices
Celebrity sibling Jamie Lynn Spears turned seventeen years old on Friday. And she celebrated the way most seventeen-year-old girls in rural America do: by grabbing her babydaddy and enjoying an Alpine Swiss burger at Ruby Tuesday's and then hauling her pregnant ass to Wal-Mart! This hard-hitting public interest report just in from People:
Jamie Lynn Spears [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela and Camela (Toe)
ï Pam Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. In the eyes of the law, that means it never happened. Let us never speak of this again. (Hollywire)
ï MrSkin.com scores the first ever interview with Christian Landers, the dude behind the high-larious StuffWhitePeopleLike.com! (Mr. Skin)
ï Madonna claims that her marriage [...]
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