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CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Anne Heche, awards shows, celebrity breakups, celebrity offspring, celebs posing for Playboy, Chris Brown, Denise Richards, Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy, John Mayer, Katy Perry, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, magazines, Paris Hilton
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CNW Junk Drawer: Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes Dash of Her Board
ï Diamond Dash is neither the game that came preloaded on your cell phone nor the new baby of mogul Damon Dash. It's what Paris Hilton just paid $280,000 to have installed in her pink Bentley. It's the economy, sluthead! (The Blemish)
ï Holly Madison will be replacing an injured Jewel on Dancing [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, books, Brian Austin Green, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, Holly Madison, Jewel, Kanye West, Megan Fox, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, television
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Penn Kissed a Boy and He Liked It (and Told Madonna)
Madonna and Sean Penn, aka "the Poison Penns", were the Travis and Shanna of their time. Their romance was fiery and full of dramatic breakups and reunions. So it's nice to hear that the two are still friendly. Friendly enough that Madge was the very first person to whom Sean boasted after he orally explored [...]
Sean Penn Jealous of James Franco's Giant (Fake) Dick
James Franco took a little time out from making his weed face to talk to Jimmy Kimmel about how much Sean Penn dug Franco's donkey dong while they were filming the Gus Van Sant-directed Harvey Milk biopic Milk. Too bad Penn didn't know the frankfurter was a fakie. Franco explained to Kimmel (transcribed by Towleroad):
When [...]
Lindsay Lohan Finally Achieves Goal of Becoming Kate Moss
Shocker! Of! The! Century! Lindsay Lohan does coke. Oh, and she humps lots of boys too. We may never recover from our shattered illusions. When we're ninety and sipping a creamed corn and mashed potato smoothie on the lanai in our nursing home, we will utter our first words in sixty years: "Can't believe . [...]
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Also tagged Benicio Del Toro, booze, Calum Best, celebrity bathroom habits, drugs, James Blunt, Jared Leto, Joaquin Phoenix, Jude Law, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan
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Lindsay One Step Away from Sending Toenail Clippings to James Franco
Remember when you went to Spider-Man and you saw James Franco for the first time and thought to yourself, "Who the hell is this whiny, squinty jagbag? Who'd he have to fuck to the land the part?" Whoever it was, she (or he–we're not presumptuous) must have been hotter or more powerful or less intoxicated [...]
Lindsay Lohan's "Unrequited Desire" Sadly Misplaced
Lindsay Lohan isn't doing anything sinister–like trying to hide bloodletting scabs or track marks–by wearing two watches on the same wrist at the same time. She was just sort of, like, stalking this guy who didn't like her and this is her way of reminding herself to never give up her love–at least not [...]