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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Itsy Bitsy McPheeni Weeny</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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 American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
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 Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She&#8217;s bubbly! She&#8217;s adorable! She&#8217;s America&#8217;s sweetheart! She&#8217;s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
 Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is [...]]]></description>
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<li> American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/03/katharine-mcphee-does-the-bikini-thing/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)
<p><div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 143px"><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/katharaine-mcphee-bikini-08.jpg"><img title="Katharin McPhee Bikini" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/katharaine-mcphee-bikini-08-thumb.jpg" alt="katharaine-mcphee-bikini-08.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Katharin McPhee Bikini</p></div></li>
<li> Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She&#8217;s bubbly! She&#8217;s adorable! She&#8217;s America&#8217;s sweetheart! She&#8217;s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/married-leann-rimes-in-steamy-affair-with-costar-2009173" target="_blank">Us Weekly</a>)</li>
<li> Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is rumored to be brain dead.  Just another reason strapping sticks to your feet and sliding down an icy mountain is a preposterous notion. Dang, but this is sad. (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=21199" target="_blank">Celeb Warship</a>)</li>
<li> Tiny Smurfling Christina Ricci is engaged to freaky beanpole Owen Benjamin. Their children will be . . . average? (<a href="http://poponthepop.com/2009/03/17/christina-ricci-is-engaged/" target="_blank">Pop on the Pop</a>)</li>
<li> And apparently, Reese Witherspoon and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal/" target="_blank">Jake Gyllenhaal</a> are engaged. We . . . have . . . nothing to say about that? (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/03/18/reese-and-jake-engaged/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li> Furthermore, crack baby Bijou Phillips is engaged to long-term boyfriend Danny Masterson. Because who wouldn&#8217;t want to marry a girl you can call &#8220;Beej&#8221;? (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/danny-masterson-and-bijou-phillips-engaged/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</li>
<li> Charlize Theron uses her hand as a brassiere. Good job! Now use &#8216;em as a jockstrap, baby. (<a href="http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/03/charlize-theron-happy-time.html" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</li>
<li> Kate Moss&#8217;s gigundo nipple muscles its way into a photo shoot. Because it is an autonomous being, with its own brain, emotions, and soul.  (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/03/17/kate-moss-nipple-at-a-photoshoot-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</li>
<li> Porn star Sasha Grey celebrates her 21rst birthday. With Billy Corgan. The world is a vampire. (<a href="http://popporn.com/node/837" target="_blank">PopPorn</a>)</li>
<li> Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush photo shoot. If they got married, she could be Kim Kardashian Bush. Hahahaha. (<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/03/kim-kardashian-and-reggie-bush-sexy-gq/" target="_blank">Anything Hollywood</a>)</li>
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		<title>Gyllenspoon Spice Up Sex Life with Filthy, Scandalous Underpants</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joyless harridan Reese Witherspoon and her Bubble Boy beau Jake Gyllenhaal are getting a headstart on the Zack and Miri Make a Porno hype by doing their own version: Reese and Jake Go to the Dildo Store. These two paragons of chastity allegedly visited a sex shop while recently in London. Star mag lets us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/witherspoon_gyllenhaal.jpg"><img alt="witherspoon_gyllenhaal.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/witherspoon_gyllenhaal-thumb.jpg" width="123" height="200" /></a>Joyless harridan Reese Witherspoon and her Bubble Boy beau <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal/" target="_blank">Jake Gyllenhaal</a> are getting a headstart on the <em>Zack and Miri Make a Porno</em> hype by doing their own version: Reese and Jake Go to the Dildo Store. These two paragons of chastity allegedly visited a sex shop while recently in London. <a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/reese_jake_sexy_lingerie_show/news/14730" target="_blank">Star</a> mag lets us in on it:</p>
<blockquote><p>Just 24 hours after Reese Witherspoon arrived in London to visit Jake Gyllenhaal, she coaxed him into a sex toys and underwear emporium for a private strip show.</p>
<p>While shopping in a Myla boutique on the West End, Reese beckoned her beau into the changing rooms, where she surprised him with a private strip show. Jake watched &oacute; with a smile plastered across his face &oacute; as Reese slipped out of her clothes and wiggled into various bra and panty sets, including an itsy-bitsy pair of purple panties and a matching push-up bra.</p>
<p>Reese&#x27;s private show seemed to have the desired effect &oacute; Jake brought some items up to the cash register, then Reese paid with her credit card.</p>
<p>&quot;Clearly, that purple set did it for him,&quot; clerk Vanessa Brown tells Star. &quot;Reese has a really fit body. She looks fantastic. She&#x27;s petite&#8230; but I&#x27;m not telling her bra size!&quot;</p>
<p>On the way out of the store, the lovebirds stopped, giggling at a display of sex toys. Reese pointed to a black spoon-shaped gadget designed for &quot;all over body massage as well as more intimate use&quot; and dissolved in fits of laughter. </p></blockquote>
<p>Christ, these two are even boring in the porn store! Purple pushup bra and giggling at a massager. Ooooh, you naughty! Then again, the bra and panties were probably for Jake. And they were giggling at the massage toy because it was so woefully small compared to Reese&#x27;s weighty, clublike shenis.<br />
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<p>Speaking of Reese, you can see her naked at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Jake Gyllenhaal Topless!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Supposedly this pic of a shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal is from the set of his upcoming movie Prince of Persia. But we&#x27;re not really buying it. We think Jake is actually secretly filming another Aliens sequel. We&#x27;re fairly certain we can see something moving around under those Mariah Carey inspired painted-on abs, so if it&#x27;s not [...]]]></description>
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Supposedly this pic of a shirtless <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal/" target=" blank">Jake Gyllenhaal</a> is from the set of his upcoming movie <em>Prince of Persia</em>. But we&#x27;re not really buying it. We think Jake is actually secretly filming another <em>Aliens</em> sequel. We&#x27;re fairly certain we can see something moving around under those <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/celebnewswire/265351228/" target=" blank">Mariah Carey inspired</a> painted-on abs, so if it&#x27;s not a nemesis of Ripley, then Jake&#x27;s got some serious problems.</p>
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		<title>Reese and Jake Live in Sin. Boring, Boring Sin</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were first secretly hooking up and the media went completely bananas and everyone stayed up for weeks, mad with imagining the possibilities of our two most comely stars doing it? Photographers high on Red Bull staked their every move, just hoping to get the money shot of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal_reese_witherspoon.jpg"><img alt="jake_gyllenhaal_reese_witherspoon.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/jake_gyllenhaal_reese_witherspoon-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="200" /></a>Remember when Angelina Jolie and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/brad_pitt/" target="_blank">Brad Pitt</a> were first secretly hooking up and the media went completely bananas and everyone stayed up for weeks, mad with imagining the possibilities of our two most comely stars doing it? Photographers high on Red Bull staked their every move, just hoping to get the money shot of the two together? Yes? Remember those days? Well, the pairing of Reese Witherspoon and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal/" target="_blank">Jake Gyllenhaal</a> is the exact opposite of that. They&#x27;ve been dating for several months now (really?) and they just moved in together (for real?) <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/12578/reese_witherspoon_and_jake_gyllenhaal_move_in_together/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Reese Witherspoon and her two children have just moved into a &pound;1.9 million house in the cosmopolitan district of &igrave;Notting Hill&icirc; to be closer to her love Jake Gyllenhaal.</p>
<p>The romantic 32-year-old star, which was considered as the Hollywood&iacute;s highest paid actress, took a four-month break from work so she can be closer to Brokeback Mountain actor Jake, who is currently filming in London.</p></blockquote>
<p>Ugh, these two are so boring that we&#x27;re practically falling asleep typing this. Their love nest is probably a giant den of bland. They sit around cuddling in a respectful way and discuss whether or not to get the taupe or loden sofa and then enjoy some plain Triscuits and water while watching <em>Grey&#x27;s Anatomy</em>.<br />
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<p>You can see Reese Witherspoon naked at MrSkin.com. No foolin&#x27;.</p>
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		<title>Finally We Can Talk About Engagements That Don&#039;t Involve Ashlee Simpson</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 17:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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First he gave her a little baby bundle capable of challenging Shiloh Jolie-Pitt&#x27;s title as World&#x27;s Sexiest Baby, and now Modelman has given Halle Berry an engagement ring. According to Showbiz Spy:
New mom Halle Berry is engaged to her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after he gave her his grandmother&#237;s ring.
&#236;Gabriel felt the time was right to [...]]]></description>
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First he gave her a little baby bundle capable of challenging Shiloh Jolie-Pitt&#x27;s title as World&#x27;s Sexiest Baby, and now <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/gabriel_aubry/" target=" blank">Modelman</a> has given Halle Berry an engagement ring. According to <a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/2008/05/14/halle-berry-engaged-to-gabriel-aubry/" target=" blank">Showbiz Spy</a>:<br />
<blockquote>New mom Halle Berry is engaged to her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after he gave her his grandmother&iacute;s ring.</p>
<p>&igrave;Gabriel felt the time was right to propose. He gave her the family heirloom because he wanted to show her how much she means to him, and how she will be accepted into the Aubry family,&icirc; a source close to the couple said.</p>
<p>&igrave;The ring belonged to Gabriel&iacute;s grandmother &ntilde; it was her engagement ring.&icirc;</p>
<p>The &euml;X Men&iacute; actress, 41, was snapped flashing the diamond ring in Hollywood this past weekend.</p>
<p>Berry gave birth to the couple&iacute;s first daughter, Nahla Ariela, in March.</p>
<p>Halle and Gabriel, 32, started dating in November 2005. </p></blockquote>
<p>  Way to get a jump on all those other Hollywood unwed mothers, Halle. Nicole Richie and Jessica Alba and Jamie Lynn Spears are going to have to try really hard to keep up with you, you wily minx.</p>
<p>Also contemplating a walk down the aisle, Reese Witherspoon and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal/" target=" blank">Jake Gyllenhaal</a>, although they&#x27;re planning on having the wedding first, then moving in together, then having the babies. God, what a coupla squares. Reports <a href="http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/6619" target=" blank"><em>OK!</em></a>:<br />
<blockquote>Sitting in a cozy booth at the Hominy Grill in Charleston, S.C., on May 3, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were the picture of happiness. Though the cheery couple, who arrived holding hands, brought their appetites, their minds weren&#x27;t on food.</p>
<p>&quot;They couldn&#x27;t keep their eyes off each other,&quot; Hominy Grill manager Brandy Mangum tells OK!. &quot;The entire time, he was so attentive. It was really sweet. They really do make the perfect couple.&quot;</p>
<p>Friends of the pair say it won&#x27;t be long now before Jake pops the question to his lady love. &quot;They&#x27;ve been talking marriage for a while,&quot; a source close to Reese reveals to OK!. &quot;They&#x27;ll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together.&quot;</p>
<p>But don&#x27;t expect these two to go down the route of so many Hollywood couples who move in together and start families before getting hitched. &quot;This is a very serious relationship,&quot; the Oscar-winner&#x27;s pal explains. &quot;But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I&#x27;m sure she doesn&#x27;t want her kids to see her &#x27;living in sin.&#x27;&quot;</p>
<p>When asked about their clients&#x27; plans for walking down the aisle, Reese&#x27;s rep had no comment, while Jake&#x27;s people claim there are no immediate plans for a wedding.</p></blockquote>
<p> Aw, Jake will make a lovely bride. We wonder what color his bridesmaids will wear. Probably teal.<br />
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<br />Halle Berry drops her top at MrSkin.com.</p>
<p>And, believe it or not, prudy Reese does too.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Boozin&#039; and Coozin&#039;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  More oddly smooth Britney mons pubis. We&#x27;re starting to think that maybe those are flesh-toned undies. Foiled! (Faded Youth)
&#239;  But she still can&#x27;t see her chitlins. (The Hollywood Gossip)
&#239;  The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (Yeeeah!)
&#239;  Denise Richards says that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/britney_bday.jpg"><img alt="britney_bday.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/britney_bday-thumb.jpg" width="119" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  More oddly smooth Britney mons pubis. We&#x27;re starting to think that maybe those are flesh-toned undies. Foiled! (<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/23765/britney-goes-commando-once-again/" target="_blank">Faded Youth</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  But she still can&#x27;t see her chitlins. (<a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2008/02/britney-spears-custody-visitation-hearing-update/" target="_blank">The Hollywood Gossip</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2008/02/18/jake-dumped-kirsten-for-boozing/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Denise Richards says that exploiting her children in a reality show is fine, because they said yes when she asked them if they wanted to be on TV. They&#x27;re <em>two</em> and <em>three</em>. If you asked them if they wanted to have live jellyfish sewn to their faces, they&#x27;d say &quot;Yaaaay!&quot; (<a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/02/20/her-kids-said-it-was-ok/" target="_blank">I&#x27;m Not Obsessed</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  J. Lo has checked in to the hospital! She will now proceed to birth a child from each of her buns. (<a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/pregnant-jennifer-lopez-checks-into-north-shore-university-hospital/" target="_blank">PopCrunch</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Hilary&#x27;s Duff, in a bikini. (<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/hilary-duff/hot-hilary-duff-bikini-video-003268" target="_blank">Egotastic</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  The Heidi Klum-Seal family, in a traveling version of <em>Cats</em>. (<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2008/02/20/heidi-klum-wasnt-drugged/" target="_blank">Derek Hail</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml; Megan Fox <em>Jack</em>s it. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/19/megan-fox-in-jack-magazine-appropriately-titled/" target="_blank">Fatback</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Alba pulls a Lindsay and recreates old junk in photos. Only without the boobs, natch. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/02/jessica-alba-does-more-horror/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  OMG, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden actually left the house! They&#x27;re such horrible parents! Alert DCFS! (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=8367" target="_blank">Celeb Warship</a>)</p>
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		<title>Ryan Phillippe Is a Jealous Crybaby</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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&#34;Wah! My son likes his closeted gay almost step-daddy better than he likes his closeted gay real daddy! Wah!&#34; So says Ryan Phillippe, according to OK! (via Celebitchy):
According to a family friend, the kids love Jake so much that when it&#237;s time for Reese to hand them over to Ryan, little Deacon can&#237;t stop talking [...]]]></description>
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&quot;Wah! My son likes his closeted gay almost step-daddy better than he likes his closeted gay real daddy! Wah!&quot; So says <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/ryan_phillippe/" target=" blank">Ryan Phillippe</a>, according to <em>OK!</em> (via <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/8730/reese_and_ryan_fighting_over_their_kids/" target=" blank">Celebitchy</a>):<br />
<blockquote>According to a family friend, the kids love <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal/" target=" blank">Jake</a> so much that when it&iacute;s time for Reese to hand them over to Ryan, little Deacon can&iacute;t stop talking about Jake. &igrave;It&iacute;s Jake did this, Jake brought mommy flowers and coffee, Jake says we should recycle,&icirc; the friend tells OK!</p>
<p>It&iacute;s reportedly taking it&iacute;s toll on Ryan. &igrave;Ryan called Reese and suggested she stop letting him (Jake) spend so much time with the kids,&icirc; the insider tells OK! &igrave;He was pretty irate on the phone. Reese barely let him finish the sentence before she shot back that what she does with her personal life is her business.&icirc; </p></blockquote>
<p> We can see how that would get pretty annoying. A three-year-old constantly bragging, &quot;Jake smells like bubblegum, Jake has a picture of George Clooney in his wallet, Jake says you&#x27;re responsible for the destruction of the rainforest,&quot; would really get on your nerves.</p>
<p>And in other Reese news, yesterday WENN brought us this headline: &quot;<a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2008-01-17#celeb5" target=" blank">Witherspoon&#x27;s Eye Blister Stops Shooting</a>.&quot; Well, thank God. It could&#x27;ve hit someone. And blood leaves a stain. Just look at Britney.</p>
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		<title>Gyllenspoon Pretend To Do It in an Airplane Bathroom</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are so totally in love/committed to their sham relationship that they made the whoopie/braided each other&#x27;s hair in an airplane bathroom. Showbiz Spy reports:
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal may have joined the &#235;Mile High Club&#237;.
The Hollywood couple allegedly spent more than ten-minutes together inside an airplane bathroom, according to U.S [...]]]></description>
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Reese Witherspoon and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal/" target=" blank">Jake Gyllenhaal</a> are so totally in love/committed to their sham relationship that they made the whoopie/braided each other&#x27;s hair in an airplane bathroom. <a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/2007/11/28/did-reese-witherspoon-and-jake-gyllenhaal-have-sex-on-a-plane/" target=" blank">Showbiz Spy</a> reports:<br />
<blockquote>Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal may have joined the &euml;Mile High Club&iacute;.</p>
<p>The Hollywood couple allegedly spent more than ten-minutes together inside an airplane bathroom, according to U.S reports.</p>
<p>Witherspoon, 31, and Jake, 26, were flying together from Frankfurt, Germany, to Los Angeles after a trip to the Rome Film Festival.</p>
<p>&igrave;Reese was dressed in all black and wearing shades when she and about six handlers entered Lufthansa&iacute;s first class lounge,&icirc; an eyewitness told Star magazine.</p>
<p>&igrave;It wasn&iacute;t until she was already on the plane that we realized Jake, also dressed in black, had boarded separately.&icirc;</p>
<p>After the two-hour flight from Rome to Frankfurt, the lovebirds were transferred to their trans-Atlantic connection on a special bus. Once onboard the group occupied ten out of 16 seats in the first class section of the 747 plane.</p>
<p>&igrave;Reese and Jake kissed and cuddled together under a blanket in her recliner seat in the back row,&icirc; the witness continued.</p>
<p>Three hours into the flight, Reese reportedly got up from her seat and walked forward to the toilet. Two minutes later Jake got up and allegedly walked into the same bathroom. &igrave;I started timing them &#8211; they were together in there for 11-minutes,&icirc; the witness told Star.</p>
<p>Jake came out of the bathroom first, and Reese reportedly followed him three-minutes later. &igrave;When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away.</p>
<p>&igrave;Jake worked on his laptop, and then he and Reese took a nap side by side.&icirc;</p></blockquote>
<p> Well, first of all, Jake obviously has a <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jake_gyllenhaal_bathroom_floor_gay_tooth.html" target=" blank">bathroom fetish</a>. But what exactly could he do with a girl in a water closet that would satisfy his urges? Get advice on applying liquid eye liner? Trade snickerdoodle recipes? Douche?<br />
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<br />Did you know that Reese got naked in front of a moving-picture camera when she was younger? MrSkin.com did.</p>
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		<title>Ohmigod, Reese and Jake Are, Like, So Doing It!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Ohmigod, Reese and Jake are, like, so the perfect couple! Ohmigodohmigodohmigod! I can&#x27;t believe they are really, really dating! This is so exciting! I hope they get married and have lots of cute little babies and make movies together about, like, really pretty rich people who adopt injured puggles or squirrels or bunnies or something. [...]]]></description>
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Ohmigod, Reese and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal/" target=" blank">Jake</a> are, like, so the perfect couple! Ohmigodohmigodohmigod! I can&#x27;t believe they are <a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/10/24/reese-and-jake-go-public/" target=" blank">really, really dating</a>! This is so exciting! I hope they get married and have lots of cute little babies and make movies together about, like, really pretty rich people who adopt injured puggles or squirrels or bunnies or something. Ohmigod, this is, like, so awesome! We were so wrong about that <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jake_gyllenhaal_bathroom_floor_gay_tooth.html" target=" blank">Toothy Tile</a> thing. Jake obviously loves snatch.</p>
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		<title>Jake Once Got Busy In a Burger King Bathroom</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some quotes need no additional commentary. Here is something Jake Gyllenhaal said in a recent interview.
&#34;&#8230;I was stuck in a woman&#x27;s bathroom once with Susan Sarandon. She was interviewing me for a magazine and we couldn&#x27;t find a battery for our recording device so we ended up in a woman&#x27;s bathroom. I discovered two things [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/brokeback.jpg"><img alt="brokeback.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/brokeback-thumb.jpg" width="270" height="200" /></a>Some quotes need no additional commentary. Here is something <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jake_gyllenhaal/" target="_blank">Jake Gyllenhaal</a> said in a <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=488968&#038;in_page_id=1879" target="_blank">recent interview</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>&quot;&#8230;I was stuck in a woman&#x27;s bathroom once with Susan Sarandon. She was interviewing me for a magazine and we couldn&#x27;t find a battery for our recording device so we ended up in a woman&#x27;s bathroom. I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a woman&#x27;s bathroom is colder than the floor in the men&#x27;s. And, believe me, I&#x27;ve spent a lot of time on the floor of a men&#x27;s bathroom so I should know!&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>Ah. So we&#x27;ve finally, at long last, found out the origin of the name <a href="http://soleilani.blogspot.com/2006/02/mystery-of-toothy-tile-critical.html" target="_blank">&quot;Toothy TILE&quot;</a>.</p>
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