Tag Archives: Jake Gyllenhaal
CNW Junk Drawer: Itsy Bitsy McPheeni Weeny
American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
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Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is [...]
Gyllenspoon Spice Up Sex Life with Filthy, Scandalous Underpants
Joyless harridan Reese Witherspoon and her Bubble Boy beau Jake Gyllenhaal are getting a headstart on the Zack and Miri Make a Porno hype by doing their own version: Reese and Jake Go to the Dildo Store. These two paragons of chastity allegedly visited a sex shop while recently in London. Star mag lets us [...]
Jake Gyllenhaal Topless!
Supposedly this pic of a shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal is from the set of his upcoming movie Prince of Persia. But we're not really buying it. We think Jake is actually secretly filming another Aliens sequel. We're fairly certain we can see something moving around under those Mariah Carey inspired painted-on abs, so if it's not [...]
Reese and Jake Live in Sin. Boring, Boring Sin
Remember when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were first secretly hooking up and the media went completely bananas and everyone stayed up for weeks, mad with imagining the possibilities of our two most comely stars doing it? Photographers high on Red Bull staked their every move, just hoping to get the money shot of the [...]
Finally We Can Talk About Engagements That Don't Involve Ashlee Simpson
First he gave her a little baby bundle capable of challenging Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's title as World's Sexiest Baby, and now Modelman has given Halle Berry an engagement ring. According to Showbiz Spy:
New mom Halle Berry is engaged to her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after he gave her his grandmotherís ring.
ìGabriel felt the time was right to [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Boozin' and Coozin'
ï More oddly smooth Britney mons pubis. We're starting to think that maybe those are flesh-toned undies. Foiled! (Faded Youth)
ï But she still can't see her chitlins. (The Hollywood Gossip)
ï The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Denise Richards says that [...]
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Also tagged booze, Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Denise Richards, Heidi Klum, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba, Joel Madden, Kirsten Dunst, magazines, Megan Fox, Nicole Richie, television, upskirt shots
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Ryan Phillippe Is a Jealous Crybaby
"Wah! My son likes his closeted gay almost step-daddy better than he likes his closeted gay real daddy! Wah!" So says Ryan Phillippe, according to OK! (via Celebitchy):
According to a family friend, the kids love Jake so much that when itís time for Reese to hand them over to Ryan, little Deacon canít stop talking [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, celebrity offspring, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe
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Gyllenspoon Pretend To Do It in an Airplane Bathroom
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are so totally in love/committed to their sham relationship that they made the whoopie/braided each other's hair in an airplane bathroom. Showbiz Spy reports:
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal may have joined the ëMile High Clubí.
The Hollywood couple allegedly spent more than ten-minutes together inside an airplane bathroom, according to U.S [...]
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Also tagged celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity hookups, Reese Witherspoon
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Ohmigod, Reese and Jake Are, Like, So Doing It!
Ohmigod, Reese and Jake are, like, so the perfect couple! Ohmigodohmigodohmigod! I can't believe they are really, really dating! This is so exciting! I hope they get married and have lots of cute little babies and make movies together about, like, really pretty rich people who adopt injured puggles or squirrels or bunnies or something. [...]
Jake Once Got Busy In a Burger King Bathroom
Some quotes need no additional commentary. Here is something Jake Gyllenhaal said in a recent interview.
"…I was stuck in a woman's bathroom once with Susan Sarandon. She was interviewing me for a magazine and we couldn't find a battery for our recording device so we ended up in a woman's bathroom. I discovered two things [...]