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Prison Jumpsuits Make Great Maternity Wear
Hey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And boy oh boy, do I have a sweet and fresh-from-the-oven dish for you. Star Leighton Meester, aka B, was spotted in the womb . . . and in jail. Juicy! Says Star:
Leighton Meester, who plays the privileged Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl, was born while her mother [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Funky Monk-y
ï Sophie Monk's nipples try to stab their way through her bikini top. Like they were pink, squishy pirate cutlasses. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï David Duchovny was scared that wife Tea Leoni would give him a beatdown when she saw his makeout scene with Gillian Anderson in the X-Files movie. Guess [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity arrests, celebrity deaths, celebs in bikinis, Christian Bale, David Duchovny, Estelle Getty, Gabrielle Reece, Gillian Anderson, Heather Locklear, James Blunt, movies, Nick Hogan, Nicole Kidman, Sophie Monk
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Stoned Temple Pilot Flies the Coop
Remember when tiny-mouthed singer Scott Weiland was arrested for driving under the influence of a drug? Neither do we because it's not 1995. Anyway, he was handed a 192-hour sentence, and served a mere 10 hours before he was released. TMZ says:
Scott Weiland was released from jail at 6:54 PM last night after serving only [...]
Wino Boobs=Smack
Just about a month ago we were given the gift of Amy Winehouse's tape-covered 'hab-bags, and at the time we mentioned the curious fact that "Amy Winehouse nude" had been one of CelebNewsWire's top ten search phrases for a couple of months. Well, we're sorry to report that your interest in Wino's wobblies has diminished [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, celebrity nudity, drugs
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CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Bret Michaels, Britney Spears, David Beckham, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Evan Rachel Wood, Gisele Bundchen, John Mayer, magazines, movies, Pete Doherty, tattoos, Victoria Beckham
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Klinker Sutherland
Yesterday, Kiefer Sutherland turned himself in to authorities and began serving a 48 day sentence for DUI. People mag scoops:
"Mr. Sutherland is very polite and humble. He was very cooperative during the booking process,î said jail spokesman Officer John Balian. ìHe will be issued an orange jumpsuit, and will be housed alone in a cell, [...]
Lindsay Lohan Pays Her Debt to Society the Fast Cash Way
TMZ, watcher of all things celebrity-mugshot related, caught our favorite rehabed chickadee running a few errands yesterday. You know, she got a manicure, picked up her dry cleaning, stopped by the post office to mail a package, spent 84 minutes in jail. Just a typical day, really.
TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan checked in — and [...]
Michelle Rodriguez "Punished" with All-Girl Lockup
We've finally figured out the logic of celebrity jail sentences in L.A.–the length of your sentence is in direct correlation to your rug-munching experience. Nicole Richie probably made out with a chick to appease her dealer back in her shooting up days, but nothing more: 82 minutes in the clink. Paris Hilton has dabbled in [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Keifer in the Klink
ï Brittany Murphy's husband is Artie Lange??? (Bricks and Stones)
ï Lindsay says that rehab was a "sobering experience". You don't say. (IDLYITW)
ï Tara Reid in FHM looking . . . good? Oh, look, a flying pig. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Charlize Theron is Esquire's Sexiest woman. Which is a nicer honor than being [...]
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Also tagged booze, Brittany Murphy, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Charlize Theron, Clay Aiken, Halle Berry, Kiefer Sutherland, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Tara Reid
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