The “Hot Revolver” rapper struck a deal with Manhattan prosecutors and pleaded guilty today to attempted weapons possession in exchange for a one-year prison sentence, a spokeswoman for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office confirmed to E! News.

The 27-year-old Grammy winner, aka Dwayne Carter III, appeared before Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Charles Solomon and copped to a felony count of attempted criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree.

Our hearts ache for Wayne. Jail is a rough place and can really change you. We hear that sometimes nogoodniks even come out the other side with tattoos. On their faces. Stay strong, Lil!

ï Jamie Foxx wants Miley Cyrus to do heroin, smoke crack, make a sex tape, and get chlamydia from a bicycle seat. Uh, it was a tractor and my doctor said it totally can happen, thank you very much. (Pop on the Pop)

ï Porn star Marilyn Chambers slips behind the green door of life and into the great beyond. RIP, lady. (Mr Skin)

ï Angelina Jolie named Most Beautiful Woman by Vanity Fair. That's so fucking controversial, man! Can you even believe it? We're outraged! Outraged!!! (Celebitchy)

ï Remember yesterday, when we posted pics of Jessica Simpson in a muumuu and said we liked the look? Well, we were right. Because now there are naked ass upskirt shots. Ka-BOOM. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Phil Spector: to know, know, know him is to love, love, love him. Unless you're Barbarian Queen Lana Clarkson. Then he kills you. (CelebWarship)

ï Lindsay Lohan shows all the depth of your seventh grade production of Pecos Bill and Slue Foot Sue Meet the Dirty Dan gang in a new video for FunnyorDie. (DailyStab)

ï Hey, look! Naked babes with strategically covered nipples in Allure! (The Blemish)

In his blockbuster sex-and-drug tell-all The Wizard of O: My Life With Oprah, her ex-lover, Chicago businessman Randolph Cook, makes the stunning disclosure that the talk queen resumed her cocaine habit during their secret affair which began in 1984. Cook, 51, also claims the media mogul taught him how to smoke crack cocaine, and the two "freebased" the drug regularly during their passionate six-month romance and the talk show titan "was still under the influence while doing her show."

So the next time Oprah does a "My Favorite Things" show, the audience can expect to get a couple of rocks under their seat. Yay! Oh, also Boy George is going to jail. PopEater says:

Singer Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in jail on Friday after being convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort by handcuffing him to a wall in a London apartment.

British Judge David Radford said the 47-year-old former Culture Club frontman, whose real name is George O'Dowd, was guilty of "gratuitous violence."

O'Dowd's lawyer said his client and the escort had both behaved like "drug-crazed idiots" and that O'Dowd's substance abuse problems were a contributing factor.

It's kind of funny that to punish the guy who likes guys and pretended to put another guy in prison, they're sending said guy to a prison full of guys. That'll learn him!

ìWe were going to the usual room we used and the lights were off, which was odd. Then I looked through the window and I could make out some lesbians having sex.

ìI warned Martha not to go in there, but she said it was our time to exercise, swung open the door, turned on the light and said ëChop! Chop! Ladies.í

ìThere were about four lesbian couples in there, most of them semi-clothed and all of them had clearly been fooling around.

ìMost of the women were more masculine-looking than boxers, and as they came out of the room, one of them said she was going to kill Martha!

ìI pushed Martha into the room and she began panicking when she realized they were serious. She went white and began shaking. ëDonít let them hurt me,í she said.

ìI went back out and spoke to the women. The angriest said ëThat b- is dead! I am going to kill her. She may be somebody outside, but sheís just a number in here!î

ìI said Martha wasnít right in the head and she wasnít with the program yet. Then I got Martha to come out of the room and apologize t the women. It seemed to work.î

God, what a prude! You were in prison, lady, and all you wanted to do was work on your abs? You needed to get in there and tongue some clit! If you did a good job, they surely would have returned the favor!

ï Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI. Looks like he double dribbled some Campari! Down his chin. While . . . while he was drinking it. Ha ha? (TMZ)

ï That handsome Doug Wilson from Trading Spaces got popped for DUI too. Luckily he made his cell look 3 times as big thanks to some clever mirror placements and a few throw pillows to add a pop of color. (Yeeeah!)

ï Dane Cook's brother was arrested for swindling the "comedian" out of millions of dollars. That's funnier than any joke he's ever told. (Dlisted)

AMY WINEHOUSEís husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL is going back to jail after failing a drugs test. The junkie, 26, dashed to his wifeís hospital bedside last night from rehab after being told the news. He could now be in jail until early 2010 after breaking the early release terms of his 27-month sentence.

A source said: "Blake did a runner. He turned up in hospital and hell broke loose ó everyone was totally shocked. He was asking Amy to forgive him. As he was going back inside anyway he felt he didnít have much to lose . . . If he had stayed in prison last month rather than taking the rehab option he was set to be released at the end of this month. Heís blown it."

Pals of troubled Back To Black star Amy, 25, said having him locked up was good for her. Amyís friend said yesterday: "She had finally started stepping up divorce proceedings again but he started phoning again and getting inside her mind. Now he is out of the picture again she can concentrate on getting her life on track."

We especially love "the junkie, 26, . . . " It's as if it's his profession. Actually, it kind of is. Wonder if there's a check box for that on the census questionnaire? Occupation: _ Managerial, _ Secretarial, _ Internet/E-Commerce, _ Medical, _ Junkie, _ Law, _ Engineering.

ï Angelina Jolie says she's "still just a punk kid with tattoos". She went on to say, "Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl." (Fatback)

ï Adriana Lima's juggtacular bra commercials! (Cityrag)

ï Star says Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with twins. We say Star is pregnant with twin turds; i.e. full of shit. (Celebitchy)

ï Britney Spears is on the cover of Cosmo. So you can ogle her weave while reading about the 10 tantric orgasm tips that will drive his nads wild. (Bitten and Bound)

ï AnnaLynne McCord has 4 capital letters in her name. She also has a lesbian kiss. See video! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï LIndsay Lohan gets dumped in favor of Denise Richards. Ow, that's gotta smart. (Yeeeah!)

ï Amy Wino's rodent-like spouse has been released from prison. It's going to be a very cracky Christmas. (Hollywood Gossip)

ï Heidi Klum takes those old records off the shelf. And those shirts off her shelf. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Right now, Brad and Angelina's adopted kids are looking around their filthy French chateau and thinking, "Screw this, man, there were fewer flies back in Ethiopia, man." (CelebWarship)

ï Kirk Cameron will NOT kiss any woman other than his wife onscreen; WILL star in a sitcom in which his best friend is called "Boner". (Holy Taco)

ï Susan Sarandon enjoyed beating the shit out of daughter Eva Amurri. For a movie! For a movie! (Daily Stab)

ï Dear Kim Kardashian: God would not have dealt you that colossal can and made you mambo on Dancing with the Stars if He didn't want you to shake it like a bottle of salad dressing. Wake up, Kim! Look alive! (F-listed)

ï The Girls Next Door: the truth comes out. You mean three large-breasted blondes in their twenties AREN'T banging an octogenarian? (Pop on the Pop)

ï Leighton Meester admits she was born in the slammer. (The Hollywood Gossip)

ï Top 5 Network TV Nude Scenes! (Mr. Skin)

ï It was mystical, magical water, and not a penis, that got Nicole Kidman pregnant. (The Blemish)

Amy Winehouseís junkie husband Blake Fielder-Civil has rejected a second chance to leave jail early ó after prison bosses said he would have to go straight into rehab. They offered to cut his stay at Suffolkís Edmunds Hill prison by more than two months if he agreed to the detox. But he turned down the deal.

A week ago he was told he would be released if he went to live with his mother in Nottinghamshire and wore an electronic tag. But again he chose his grubby life behind bars over freedom.

Last night a friend of Amy said: "This will be another blow for her. Blake could have gone to rehab and sorted himself out but would rather see out his sentence in prison. All he wants is a free reign when he leaves, which means living with Amy back in Camden. But if he is turning down these chances to leave jail and get clean, it doesnít bode well for him and Amy when he finally does get out."

This might seem like an unbelievable turn of events, but keep in mind that English jail is a veritable Candyland for a junkie, with inmates in porkpie hats, jumpers, and Wellies choreographing musical numbers about skag to Oliver Twist songs and high tea served with scones, clotted cream, and crack.

ï L.A. dudes in bands, hold on to your wieners–Mischa Barton is now single. (Digital Spy)

ï Samantha Ronson announces that Lohan’s boobs will become Mrs. and Mrs. Ronson soon. (The Blemish)

ï Mr. Skin kicks off the Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows list! Will Mama’s Family make the cut? (Mr. Skin)

ï Rachael Leigh Cook (”‘memba her?” – TMZ) still looks adorable, especially in her bikini. (Fatback)

ï Garbage girl Shirley Manson is a urinal. You heard us. (Cityrag)

ï Naomi Campbell plans to have babies. Great. Ever notice how a rattle is the exact length and weight of a Blackberry? (Derek Hail)

ï Everybody wants Tina Fey or Megan Mullally to do a Sarah Palin impression. But Gina Gershon’s got it covered, bikini and all. (Yeeeah!)

ï Josh Hartnett is the only man alive who plans on suing someone for saying he had hot sex in a library. Dork. (IDLYITW)

ï Anne Hathaway's scuzzo ex got sentenced to five years in the big house. And we just got sentenced to 10 minutes of masturbating to Anne naked in Havoc. Everyone wins! (CelebWarship)

ï And he shall be forever called Fishdick. (Holy Taco)

ï Kanye Wested got arrested. (Bitten and Bound)

ï VH1 is working on a new dating show starring Antonio Sabato Jr. You know who's going to be really excited about this? My sister, in 1991. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Look! We made a list of the "Top 100 Hilarious and Addictive Celebrity Blogs". See, we're not as bad as everyone says. (The Love Coach)