Tag Archives: jail
Purple Drank, In the Clank
The Wayne is Lil. The house is big. And so America loses another rapper to prison. Lil Wayne is headed to jail. E! says:
The “Hot Revolver” rapper struck a deal with Manhattan prosecutors and pleaded guilty today to attempted weapons possession in exchange for a one-year prison sentence, a spokeswoman for the Manhattan District Attorney’s [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Salomon-Padgett
ï So they're saying Pamela Anderson is set to wed again. This time to scuba diver Jamie Padgett. Eighteenth time's a charm! (Yeeeah!)
ï Jamie Foxx wants Miley Cyrus to do heroin, smoke crack, make a sex tape, and get chlamydia from a bicycle seat. Uh, it was a tractor and my doctor said [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Pamela Anderson, Phil Spector, upskirt shots
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Karma Chameleon Caught Up with Him
We wish we had lots of relevant stories for you today, but unfortunately nothing is happening. Megan Fox didn't star in a porno last night and Angelina Jolie didn't set Jennifer Aniston's hair on fire, so we're stuck talking about crock pots and some dude from the Discovery channel. So let's keep the dream alive [...]
Martha Stewart Breaks up Lesbian Orgy in Prison
Have you ever wondered what life on the inside was like for Martha Stewart? Here's her day in a nutshell: Wake up, shower, eat some Malt-O-Meal, take some walks, read a book on Mussolini's managerial skills, get ready for her afternoon workout only to find a lesbian orgy underway, yell, "Hey you cunt lickers, off [...]
Well, See Ya
Remember how Amy Winehouse's amphibian-faced husband, Blake Fielder-Civil Servant, was in jail for a year? Then he got out a couple of weeks ago and went straight to rehab? Remember that? Well, he's back in jail. He gave a dirty tinkle sample. The Sun shares this touching holiday parable that they've titled "Blake Goes Back [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, celebs in rehab, drugs
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CNW Junk Drawer: Victoria's Secret: Pores Exist
ï Marisa Miller and other Victoria's Secret models at an underwear fitting. Look ma, no airbrushing. (The Blemish)
ï Angelina Jolie says she's "still just a punk kid with tattoos". She went on to say, "Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl." (Fatback)
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, advertisements, Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, AnnaLynne McCord, Blake Fielder-Civil, Britney Spears, celebrity pregnancies, Denise Richards, drugs, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Marisa Miller, models, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Porthart, We Hardly Knew Ye
ï Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart break up. Perhaps she woke up and realized, "I'm Natalie Portman. He's a hirsute twee gypsy who sings like a lamb with a barbed dildo up its butthole." (Celebrity Wonder)
ï Right now, Brad and Angelina's adopted kids are looking around their filthy French chateau and thinking, "Screw [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Devendra Banhart, Eva Amurri, Hugh Hefner, Kim Kardashian, Leighton Meester, movies, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, television
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Winehouse's Hubby Kinda Likes It in Jail
Romeo and Juliet. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson. Snow White and Prince Charming. Many couples in history and fable embody everlasting love, but none quite as much as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. Blake is currently serving a sentence in the pokey for beating up a bartender and then bribing him to shut up about [...]