"The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple . . . She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience. Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn."

With self-esteem perhaps bolstered by her very expensive-looking new face, Madonna took the stage and reverted back to her Truth or Dare persona, calling the audience "motherfuckers" (oh no you di'in!), and according to US Weekly:

She gleefully recalled when she met her long-time publicist Liz Rosenberg. She was "smoking a joint,î Madonna said. She also told the crowd she split a tab of ecstasy with a music executive who she gave her first demo tape to.

And then Iggy patted her on her tiny head and cooed, "Awwwww!" before coughing up an errant syringe from 1971.

Madonna in the nude! Very unlike a virgin, at MrSkin.com.