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Hogan Ogles Best
Hulk Hogan is fast becoming the new Papa Joe Simpson. Actually, scratch that. Hulk has surpassed Pops Simp. At least–and this is probably the first sort-of-nice thing we've ever said about him–Joe didn't ditch his wife to hook up with some young'un who looks just like Jessica. Fox News brings us a tale about Hulk [...]
Hulk Hogan Inserts Foot Into Mouth. Linda Hogan Inserts Teen Into Mouth.
When the most exciting stories involve people with the last name "Hogan", you know it's a bleak day for gossip. For all you Hulkamaniacs out there: last night Hulk Hogan went on Larry King to discuss his son Nick being jailed for a drag race/car accident that turned Nick's best friend John Graziano into a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She's Still Got (T)it!
ï Elizabeth Hurley's colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (The Blemish)
ï Amy Winehouse and her imprisoned husband: they're either going to be "together forever", or she's cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she's screwed. (Female First)
ï Tom Cruise was once Cher's bagel [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, Brooke Hogan, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Cher, Elizabeth Hurley, Jimi Hendrix, John Travolta, Keeley Hazell, Leah Remini, Lori Loughlin, Miley Cyrus, television, Tom Cruise, underwear
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Hulk Rides the Highs and Ropes the Wind!
You might think that being a Hogan is a walk in the park, starting your day with some Anabolic Steroid Flakes (now with even more delicious anabolic steroids!), counting your mountain of cash, calling up Captain Lou Albano for some laughs and warm memories over a nice cruditÈ platter, and then retiring to your palatial [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Rigors of Touring
ï Jennifer Love Hewitt is the new Kardashian. Bla-DOW! (The Blemish)
ï Flash go the cameras, and out winks the Halle Berry cotton cheek-splitter. (Taxi Driver)
ï Brendan Fraser got his head replanted for the winter. (Cityrag)
ï Something something about the Hogans . . . something divorce, lawsuit something something-or-other? Oh, whatever. You'd [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Brendan Fraser, celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, Christian Slater, Cindy Crawford, Eva Green, Halle Berry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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Jennifer's Anuston, Almost
Reporting on Hulk Hogan's son Nick being seriously injured in a car accident is probably the right thing to do, since it's big news in Gossiptown today. But when have we ever had any sort of journalistic integrity? Do you refer to us as "Celeb 'Scoop' Newswire"? You don't. Do you see a paper with [...]
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Also tagged celebrity accidents, celebs in bikinis, Jennifer Aniston
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We're All Hulkamaniacs
We figured you were growing a little tired of seeing picture after picture after picture of corporeally-gifted starlets with their jiggle-free hardbodies poured into gossamer little bikinis, so we're mixing it up a little and offering a new take on the old bikini picture post. Behold! Hulk Hogan in a pair of fluorescent chartreuse grape-smugglers!
He [...]
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