Nice tattoos, ladies. Guess we can finally put all of those pesky rumors to bed, since no gay man would ever be able to look at a naked lady staring up at him from his own arm every day. Well done.

We’re thinking about getting a naked lady tattooed on our Facebook page. You’d know that if you were our friend.

Hugh Jackman keeps film footage of him naked locked in a safe.

The Australian actor exposed himself several times while filming a particular scene for his new movie 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine'. None of the takes could be used in the final cut, as the film has a PG13 rating in the US, meaning it has to be suitable for anyone over the age of 13 to watch.

Hugh, 40, said: "It's easy to jump off a waterfall naked, but for a PG-13 movie?! It took a lot of choreography. After we finished filming our director gave me a small little bag and inside it where about eight bits of film, all cut. I said, 'That's interesting', then I held it up to the light and I said, 'OK, now I know why that's in a bag!' Now it's in my safe somewhere – my private parts in a bag!"

Well, a safe really is the most obvious place to keep your family jewels. Har de har har?

WINNAHS!

Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role – Penelope Cruz (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)

Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen – Dustin Lance Black (Milk)

Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published – Simon Beaufoy (Slumdog Millionaire)

Best Animated Feature Film – Wall-e

Best Animated Short Film – La Maison en Petit Cubes

Achievement in Art Direction – Donald Graham Burt and Victor J. Zolfo (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)

Achievement in Costume Design – Michael O'Connor (The Duchess)

Achievement in Makeup – Greg Cannom (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Achievement in Cinematography – Anthony Dod Mantle (Slumdog Millionaire)

Best Live Action Short Film – Jochen Alexander Freydank Spielzeugland (Toyland)

Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role – Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

Best Documentary Feature – James Marsh, Simon Chinn (Man on Wire)

Best Documentary Short Subject – Megan Mylan (Smile Pinki)

Achievement in Visual Effects – Eric Barba, Steve Preeg, Burt Dalton, Craig Barron (Visual Effects)

Achievement in Sound editing – Richard King (The Dark Knight)

Achievement in Sound Mixing – Ian Tapp, Richard Pryke, Resul Pookutty (Slumdog Millionaire)

Achievement in Film Editing – Chris Dickens (Slumdog Millionaire)

Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award – Jerry Lewis

Achievement In Music Written For Motion Pictures (Original Score) – A.R. Rahman (Slumdog Millionaire)

Achievement In Music Written For Motion Pictures (Original Song) – A.R. Rahman, Gulzar for Jai Ho (Slumdog Millionaire)

Best Foreign Language Film – Departures (Japan)

Achievement in Directing – Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire)

Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role – Kate Winslet (The Reader)

Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role – Sean Penn (Milk)

Best Picture – Slumdog Millionaire

Arguably the weirdest parts of the night were the presentations of acting awards, when past winners took the stage to stare deeply into the eyes of their assigned nominee and swing from their nuts. "Sean Penn. You are an actor. And a wonderful man. You have excellent oral hygiene and you can make a decent omelet. When you wrap gifts, you fold over the edges so the receiver doesn't get a paper cut. Sean Penn, you are nice."

He's a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance and wield a weapon.

At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Hugh Jackman looms large in the epic Australia, which he says kept him "dirty 95 percent of the time" and left people stammering, "Oh … my … God," according to costar Nicole Kidman, who adds, "Women's jaws drop when Hugh walks into a room."

Oh, we could go on, but we're saving it for our meeting at Panera with the rest of our Red Hat Ladies Society members, when we give them a piece of our minds: Oooooh, McDreamy was robbed! You heard us!!!

ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)

ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)

ï Hugh Hefner is like a father to Kendra Wilkinson. A father who joggles her fake jugs. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Joe Jonas dumped Taylor Swift for Camilla Belle. He has a very difficult life. (Yeeeah!)

ï Scarlett Johansson on the cover of some nerd mag with glasses and big old jiggly cleavage. (The Blemish)

ï The Adrienne Bailon nude pics were faked, but that doesn't mean you can't still masturbate to them. The glass, it's always half full with us. (Pop on the Pop)

ï Kristen Bell bikini pics. Veronica Mars is out of this world! God, that was so clever!!!! (Egotastic)

ï Hugh Jackman make a tinkle in his drawers onstage. Awwww, just like Fergie! (IMDb)