Tag Archives: Hugh Hefner
"You know, Lindsay Lohan. That drunk redhead with the huge cans."
Hugh Hefner is somewhere in the vicinity of 8000 years old, so we don't really blame him for not knowing who Lindsay Lohan is. She doesn't hold a candle to that hot minx Clara Bow. Now there was a stah, dahling. And we can't exactly see Hef and The Girls Next Door sitting around in [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants
ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)
ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Britney Spears, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Justin Timberlake, Kendra Wilkinson, Nicollette Sheridan, Patrick Swayze, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, Shenae Grimes, television, underwear, Victoria Beckham
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CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends
ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity offspring, celebs posing for Playboy, Dita Von Teese, drugs, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Winslet, Katie Price, Liev Schreiber, Lily Allen, music, Naomi Watts, Rihanna, Shenae Grimes
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CNW Junk Drawer: Britney? Is it You?
ï Promo pic for the new Britney Spears album is more airbrushed than a T-shirt at the county fair. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)
ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)
ï Hugh Hefner is like a father [...]
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Also tagged Adrienne Bailon, booze, Britney Spears, Camilla Belle, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Daniel Radcliffe, Hugh Jackman, Jonas Brothers, Kendra Wilkinson, Kristen Bell, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, music, Scarlett Johansson
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CNW Junk Drawer: Porthart, We Hardly Knew Ye
ï Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart break up. Perhaps she woke up and realized, "I'm Natalie Portman. He's a hirsute twee gypsy who sings like a lamb with a barbed dildo up its butthole." (Celebrity Wonder)
ï Right now, Brad and Angelina's adopted kids are looking around their filthy French chateau and thinking, "Screw [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Devendra Banhart, Eva Amurri, jail, Kim Kardashian, Leighton Meester, movies, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, television
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CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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Tweenmate of the Month
Purveyor of awesome pop hits (seriously) Miley Cyrus continues to barrel headlong down that Slip n' Slide into young Hollywood debauchery. Recently she stated that she doesn't see the big deal about the behavior of her peers, saying,
"Everyone has their time. And I think most 21- to 25-year-olds go through this kind of thing. Basically, [...]
Pam Anderson Offers Her Breasts To Octogenarian Hugh Hefner
We know Hugh Hefner has a reputation to maintain as a world-class perv, but we're guessing what he really wanted for his 82nd birthday was a warm housecoat, some yummy strained peas, and a Matlock box set. Instead what he got was Pam Anderson waving her MagicTanned bald beaver in his face. Hopefully his cataracts [...]
Tom Cruise Is a Hitler Killer, Hefner Player
First we’re going to assault your brain with a concept that will infest its every corner, forever poisoning you against another hazily-lit pictorial of a fake-boobed blonde partially covered in organza. According to The Palm Beach Post:
There could be an unusual role in Tom Cruiseís future: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. Iím told by a SoFla-based [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Not Anorexic
ï K-Fed is all, "Yo, remember when I did PopoZao? Yo, I was just funnin' y'all. No, surriously. When my REAL shit drops, y'all are gonna go nuts. No, really. PopoZao: just a big ha-ha. I meant to do that. Yo. Yo."
ï BREAKING: Hugh Hefner has had sexual intercourse with ladies!!!
ï "Elizabeth [...]
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