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Lindsay Lohan: Twice Busted Once High, Baby
Lately we've been very excited about Lindsay Lohan's re-expanding bust. Today, she has even more bust to be jazzed over. And that's another DUI and cocaine possession bust. And as it turns out–and we know, this is weird–that alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet she's been voluntarily wearing? It didn't really monitor anything. It was actually probably an [...]
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Lindsay Lohan and the Amazing Non-slip Bikini
Lindsay Lohan has finally mastered the laws of gravity, physics, thermodynamics, and other smart-sounding sciency stuff and has learned how to defy them. How else to explain this weekend's particular choice in swimwear? On a lesser rack, that thing would be sliding toward furville (or furlessville, as it were) every time she reached for her [...]
Britney Spears Spends Bikini Budget on Red Bull, Swims in Underwear
"Look, y'all, I just want you to know that I heard all those things you said about me back in November when I was having all that fun hanging out at clubs every night. I read them internet thingies. What are they called? Bloogs? Flogs? Blugs? Whatever. I heard you. You said all kinds of [...]
Demi Moore Says, "Up with Nipples, Down with Fashion"
We don't know if you've been paying close attention, but lately we've been trying to expose you to the cutting edge of fashion, as demonstrated by Demi Moore. With each new ensemble she's proving that a positive attitude, a 'round the clock team of plastic surgeons, dermatologists, and Botox injection specialists, and a whole heaping [...]
God. Just Put It Away Already, Britney.
Dear Britney Spears,
Please do us a favor. Go to your closet and light a match. Make sure every piece of clothing you own is in there, and feel the liberation of watching it all burn. But be careful not to stand too close, as we hear that polyester hair smells particularly gnarly when it burns. [...]
Sharon Stone's Knocker Shocker
We know you probably spent your weekend hiding out in the pool house kitchenette, hoping that your mom's hot friend, the one who spends three hours a day at the gym and the rest of her time trying to steal her daughter's boyfriend, would saunter in all dripping wet after her dip in the pool [...]
Kristen Bell Wears Bikini, Demonstrates Madonna Truth or Dare Routine
Celebrity bikini season (summer edition) is coming into full swing right about now, yet our usual contenders are trying to kick the coke (again) or trying to look respectable so the butch prison bitches will think they're nice and not beat them into creamed corn. So it's time for a new crop to step up [...]
Kelly Brook Returns Her Clam to the Ocean
Kelly Brook is obviously having fun frolicking in the surf in her bikini while having her picture taken. Enlivening the festivities is a well-worn copy of George Michael's Faith. If you look really, really closely you might be able to see Kelly singing along: "Why can't you do it? Why can't you set your monkey [...]
Oops I Slipped (T)It Again
After the cut, we proudly present the first Britney Spears naked slip pics in a month of Sundays. Certainly you're having flashbacks to yesterday's pictures. You know the ones. The ab ones, the 1999-redux ones. Those ones. Unfortunately, there is no such hotness in these new boob shots. There is, however, a novelty cowboy hat [...]
B-Ab-y One More Time
It's been nigh on a year since Britney Spears has occupied our top story "sexy lady" spot. Sure, there was the trilogy of Paris-enabled lady chasm flashes, but we were laughing at Britney there, not with her. Today, however, is a different story. Ignore her typical wig and haberdashery and focus, instead, on the fact [...]