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Gyllenteaase: Maggie's Chaste Lesbian Threesome Video
We searched high and low today for a peter pleasing Sexy Lady Story, but the pickins they were slim. Sure, we could loosen our definition of celebrity a bit and post some pictures of some girl you’ve never heard of in a bikini, but that’s just not our style. Instead, feast upon Maggie Gyllenhaal luring [...]
The Mysteries of Titsburgh
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh screened at Sundance the other day. You might not be familiar with the title of this film, because it's generally known by its Sienna Miller-given moniker, The Mysteries of Shitsburgh. Our eagle-eyed Sundance spy sent the following nudity report:
(0:05) Mena Suvariís breasts are seen as she rides a guy in a [...]
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Britney Spears Finally Gives in to the Crazy, Takes Kids Hostage
Well, we got our wish. Yesterday we bitched and moaned about how boring Britney Spears had become and pleaded with her to do something interesting again. And quite frankly, we're pretty shocked that she reads CelebNewsWire and wants to please us so much (not as shocked as we are that she can read, period, though). [...]
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Alba and Hewitt Make for a Barren Nude Year
Pretty lady/PA semen receptacle Jessica Alba is not letting a little thing like pregnancy get in the way of her main occupation. Which is not acting, it's whining about how she hates being sexy and will never show you so much as an unadorned elbow so STFU. According to SF Gate:
[Alba has] reportedly turned down [...]
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Kim Kardashian Shows Her Kar-vadge-ian in Playboy
There are many things in this world that frighten us. We end most days cowering in a corner rocking back and forth and chewing on our hair. Spiders, snakes, peppermint tea, Katie Couric, they all leave us jumpy and terrified. But nothing is more frightening than the powers of Playboy (except maybe the IRS). We're [...]
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Mandy Moore Slurps Pole
Mandy Moore puts a song in our hearts and a spring in our step. We imagine that she wakes up each morning and has a precious army of twittering bluebirds that dress her in silky finery before she starts her day with organic whole grains and locally-grown produce. And then she leaves the house, says [...]
Sienna Miller Eradicates Evil with Naked Knockers
Here's actress/possible penis cozy to Puffy Doodles, Sienna Miller, topless on the beach in Ibiza. Did you know that the correct pronunciation of Ibiza is "Ee-bee-thuh?" And if you click the thpot that thayth "more", you can thee her boobth.
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J.Lo Introduced To Dungeon Life; Marc Anthony Surprisingly Not Responsible
So you're a rapidly aging and fading pop star/sex symbol whose latest ill-advised hubby collabo has been pretty much panned and whose once-storied and adored rear bumper has been surpassed by younger ladies of varying ethnicities. What's a girl to do? Why, break out the whips and chains and human-sized mousetraps and giant hamster cages. [...]
Screw That Umbrella; Stand Under Rihanna's Boobs
Yesterday we thought that if we had to hear "Umbrella" one more damn time we would have to hunt down Rihanna and punch her straight on in the fivehead. Today she gives us boobies, and a possible hint of nip, so all is forgiven. Boobies are the true cure all.
Jessica Biel to Turn Powder Blue into Powder Nude
Remember yesterday when we brought you pictures of Jessica Biel in her panties from her upcoming movie Powder Blue? Remember how you were really excited and got a boner and played with it? Well today Jessica gives you an even bigger reason to bust out your trusty old raincoat and take a trip to the [...]