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Knick Knack Paddywhack
Animal lover and Oscar-winner Hilary Swank is the face of Iams Home 4 the Holidays Pet Adoption Drive, which she helped kick off yesterday with a personal appearance, posing with some canine pals. And, uhhhh, I guess it’s safe to say that dog is a big Hilary Swank fan.
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CNW Junk Drawer: Harry Potter and the Underaged Bone
ï Get a black snake bone. Look at Christina Ricci in a bikini. (The Blemish)
ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)
ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at [...]
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Celebrity Bikini Round-Up
Christ on a cross, there are so many pictures of female celebrities in bikinis floating around today, we don't even know what to do with ourselves today. Aside from "playing" with ourselves, but that's generally frowned upon in the workplace, which we found out when we were working the night shift at the medical examiner's [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Not Anorexic
ï K-Fed is all, "Yo, remember when I did PopoZao? Yo, I was just funnin' y'all. No, surriously. When my REAL shit drops, y'all are gonna go nuts. No, really. PopoZao: just a big ha-ha. I meant to do that. Yo. Yo."
ï BREAKING: Hugh Hefner has had sexual intercourse with ladies!!!
ï "Elizabeth [...]
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Also tagged Billy Zane, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Chad Lowe, drugs, eating disorder rumors, Elizabeth Hurley, Hugh Hefner, Keira Knightley, Kelly Brook, Kevin Federline, movies, music, Natalie Portman, Paris Hilton
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Shannon Elizabeth and Hilary Swank in a Tale of Four Nipples
Shannon Elizabeth wears tape over her nipples and has a no-nudity clause. Hilary Swank eshews any and all nip shields and will shuck her shirt in the blink of an eye and the whirr of a camera. Guess which one is getting sued by her Neanderthal ex-mate, and which has two Oscars? (Hint: that's a [...]
Separated at Birth: Former Oscar-Winners Edition
Blah blah Oscars blah Crash blah gay cowboys blah blah. We watched the Oscars. We were bored silly. We have no follow-up stories to bring you other than the fact that last night, we noticed for the very first time that Hilary Swank is actually Matt Damon in a dress.
Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe Still Boring, Newly Single
She's won a couple of shiny statues for straddling that masculine/feminine line but will always be Steve Sanders's unwed-mother girlfriend in our minds. And he got a couple of slightly-less-important statues for pretending to have AIDS on Life Goes On, but we can't think about him without wondering if he's got a hidden copy of [...]