Tag Archives: Hilary Duff
CNW Junk Drawer: Benatard
ï Hilary Duff knows that love is a battlefield and hell is for children; dons Benatar pants to prove it. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Bridget Moynahan is such a bitch, getting pregnant when she did so the baby's due date coincided with her then-boyfriend's future Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's birthday. How dare she? How dare she? (The [...]
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Tough Tries To Snuff Duff
When you think of celebrities who are at the most risk of receiving death threats from crazed fans/My Sister Sam enthusiasts, who comes to mind? Angelina Jolie? Paris Hilton? Tom Cruise? In any case, we bet Hilary Duff falls somewhere between Madonna's hairstylist or that creepy guy from Kyle XY. We obviously don't think like [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jonathan Rhyshab Meyers
ï They try to make me wear a tee-shirt, I said, no, no, no. (Egotastic!)
ï They tried to make Jonathan go to Rhyshab, he said, no, no, n–well, okay. (Female First)
ï John Krasinski from The Office and RenÈe Zellweger? OK, that sounds fine, carry on. (I'm Not Obsessed)
ï Scarlett Johansson's handsome [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, celebs in rehab, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Biel, John Krasinski, Johnathan Rhys Meyers, Melanie Brown, Morgan Fairchild, music, Nicky Hilton, RenÈe Zellweger, Scarlett Johansson, see-through shots, Suri Cruise, television, underwear
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The Return of Stamos Nachos
Yea! It's the day we've been waiting for! Our beloved Stamos Nachos has returned! We will once again get to bask in his ooey-gooey, Full-House-y goodness. And it's all thanks to Hilary Duff. Which, really, is not a sentence we thought we'd ever happen upon the chance to use. Unless of course the sentence directly [...]
Joel Madden Dumps Virginal Hilary Duff for Loose, Wanton Waif Nicole Richie
The reason that Good Charlotte "rocker" Joel Madden recently dumped fellow Radio Disney staple Hilary Duff was not because he found it impossible to work around her tombstone veneers, but because she would not give up her maidenhead. New flame Nicole Richie is more to his liking, it seems, since she is far less chaste. [...]
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Also tagged celebrity arrests, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, drugs, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie
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CNW Junk Drawer: Lips and Teeth
ï Hilary Duff has dropped her older emo craprocker lover with MySpace hair.
ï She's also dropped the lower 2 inches off those much-maligned veneers. Neiggggh!
ï J. Lo can't seem to make a baby. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that her husband is a reanimated corpse. That was mean.
ï [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, Borat, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Brook, Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Snoop Dogg
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Hilary Duff: Too Important for Just One Stalker
We have been known to jest about Hilary Duff in the past. Mr. Ed may have been mentioned, there may have been jokes about a dentist who specializes in implanting novelty teeth into the mouths of women named Hilary (Duff and Swank), disparaging remakes may have been made in regards to Agent Cody Banks or [...]
Lizzie McVirgin No More
Remember when Hilary Duff said she was, like, so virginal she was practically a nun? Well, it's time to break out the rosary beads and the holy water, cause girl totally gave it up. Looks like Britney will finally have someone to pass on her "I'm a virgin (but this is an old shirt)" garb [...]
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Lizzie McVirgin
We never thought we'd get the opportunity to do two stories on Hilary Duff in as many days, but when she admits she's a big fat virgin we can't ignore her. Well, maybe "fat" isn't the word we should have used. Maybe big horse-toothed, Nicole-Richie-in-training virgin would have been more apropos.
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Hilary Duff Sez: "Don't Judge Me, Fogey."
Hilary Duff is sick of being misunderstood as an artist. And if all you old people who make fun of her acting or her singing think she's so talentless, she'll show you. Cause you're old and poor and will probably die soon. So who's laughing now, grandpa? Huh? Huh? Who?
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