• Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
• One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
• If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk Jonathan Rhys Meyers, then he is the manager of the Black Eyed Peas and you are Perez Hilton. Only maybe without the weepy YouTube pleas. (The Blemish)
• Lindsay Lohan tried 2 dance with Justin Timberlake and he was like O HELL NO and then she totally got mad and 2 get back @ him she Tweeted he was cheating on Jessica Biel & then she wuz hacked but she wasn’t OMFG! (CelebWarship)
• Stills from Tim Burton’s upcoming Alice in Wonderland movie. It’s not half as creepy as the ’80s TV version with Carol Channing and Ann Jillian. Still gives me the heebies. (Amy Grindhouse)
• Hilary Duff is kind of useless and probably a total choadball, but whatever, she looks hot in a bikini. (Anything Hollywood)
• Jessica Simpson has a new reality show. To quote Nancy Kerrigan, “WHHHHYYYYYYYY?” (Websters)
• Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson have been made into dolls. Dolls that are much more charismatic than their Twilight counterparts. (Daily Stab)
• Here is Denise Richards in a bikini on the beach with a giant parrot. Um, that’s about it. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hilary Duff is set to reprise Faye Dunaway's legendary role as Bonnie in the indie remake of The Story of Bonnie and Clyde — and Dunaway is not pleased.

"Couldn't they have at least cast a real actress?" Dunaway said last week.

Duff retaliated against Dunaway Tuesday.

"I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don't even know who she is, so you know…." she told E!. "I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too."

We think that Hilary best watch what she says. Sure, knocking old Faye might have seemed like a good idea last week, when they were the only two show horses whinnying in the pasture, but today there's a new filly chomping at the bit. And, sure, Rosie O'Donnell might not look as good in a beret and a kerchief as Hilary, but she sure can kick those back legs. Maybe Hil should stick to begging for apples and oats and getting her pretty, pretty mane brushed and shut the hell up.

Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers will star in the indie feature "The Story of Bonnie and Clyde," produced by Cypress Moon Studios.

Tonya S. Holly will direct the film from her own script, which is a new adaptation of the story of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow rather than a remake of the 1967 classic film starring Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty.

And the Chicago Sun-Times reports:

Learning her role as Bonnie Parker would be portrayed by Hilary Duff, Dunaway supposedly zinged, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''

It's too bad Hilary had her giant novelty veneers removed back in 2007, because the only way to defeat the bloodthirsty gorgon that is Faye Dunaway is tooth-to-tooth battle. Growling and snapping, like a couple of latter-day T. Rexes.

ï Mischa Barton is refusing to promote her t.a.t.u. movie. Wonder why. (IDLYITW)

ï Thank God for Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Samantha Ronson, for it keeps Michael Lohan in the news! (Yeeeah!)

ï Scarlett Johansson. Naked in a pool. (Egotastic!)

ï As Hilary Duff's veneers have shrunk, so has her rack inflated. It's magic! (Cityrag)

ï Mariah Carey dons her most Mimi-est of rags to kick off Japanese baseball season. Man, what a weird sentence. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Pamela Anderson returns to form with the best upskirt she can muster. (Taxi Driver)

ï Angelina and Brad let their children do whatever while they dunk their sleek, genetically superior forms nakedly into their pool. (The Blemish)

ï Naomi Campbell to trade glamour for the slammer. (Celebitchy)

ï Bill Murray's wife says he's a drunk and a stoner and a cheater and a beater. B-b-buh . . . but . . . he's the voice of Garfield! (PopCrunch)

ï But she still can't see her chitlins. (The Hollywood Gossip)

ï The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (Yeeeah!)

ï Denise Richards says that exploiting her children in a reality show is fine, because they said yes when she asked them if they wanted to be on TV. They're two and three. If you asked them if they wanted to have live jellyfish sewn to their faces, they'd say "Yaaaay!" (I'm Not Obsessed)

ï J. Lo has checked in to the hospital! She will now proceed to birth a child from each of her buns. (PopCrunch)

ï Hilary's Duff, in a bikini. (Egotastic)

ï The Heidi Klum-Seal family, in a traveling version of Cats. (Derek Hail)

ï Megan Fox Jacks it. (Fatback)

ï Alba pulls a Lindsay and recreates old junk in photos. Only without the boobs, natch. (The Blemish)

ï OMG, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden actually left the house! They're such horrible parents! Alert DCFS! (Celeb Warship)

The pretty actress – who shot to fame in kids' TV show Lizzie Maguire – treated her ice hockey star boyfriend Mike Comrie to the saucy performance at exclusive New York hot spot Tenjune.

A partygoer said: "Hilary was having a wild night, drinking Veuve Clicquot straight out of the bottle. She looked nothing like the sweet little Lizzie Maguire she once was as she treated Mike to a series of raunchy lap dances. The place was packed but Hilary didn't mind."

One's first reaction might be of slight shock that the very wee Hilary Duff has turned to underage drinking accompanied by squashing her can on a guy's groin. But keep in mind that when Lindsay was Hilary's age, she was on a first name basis with several Colombian drug lords, and when Britney was 20, she had, like, five children and was in the throes of a miserable snack cake problem. So honestly, a little champagne and a lap dance seems almost sweet in comparison. Awwwww. Drunky lapdance. How positively droll!

The Duff, not quite in the buff (yet)! at MrSkin.com.

ï Teri Hatcher is a butt-picker. A picker of butts. (Taxi Driver)

ï New Kim Kardashian sex tape footage coming soon. In your pants. Get it? Get it? Get it? Huh? Do you get it? Did you get that joke? Huh? Get it? NADS! (The Hollywood Gossip)

ï Pamela Anderson is not pregnant, after all. Yeah, who cares, we have J. Lo to worry about now, babe, don't bother us. (GlossLip)

ï Hilary Duff is a serious actress. You can tell by her lacy half-leggings and erect nipples. (The Blemish)

ï Megan Fox is 3000% more attractive without drag queen makeup. Now, if only she could wash off the David Silver with some Pond's, we'd be set. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Wow, Scarlett Johansson sure is ugly. Isn't she a dog? Just look at her. Yuck. Man. (Daily Stab)

ï Yikes, someone get Pete Doherty back on the drugs, pronto. (CelebWarship)

ï Slice your wrists, get the girl. Kate Hudson is willing to give Owen Wilson another shot. In love. What did you think we meant? Oh, in the arm? Hahahaha, that's kind of funny. Here, take the keyboard, friend. (Yeeeah!)

ï Anna Faris makes with the cheek-smugglers. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Jessica Biel is happy to share her chest chasm with you in FHM. (Egotastic!)

ï Attractive drip Adrian Grenier throws genital caution to the wind and hangs out with Paris Hilton. (The Blemish)

ï Christina Aguilera's baby will not go hungry. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Sweden makes the call: Bill Murray is one beer over par! (IDLYITW)

ï Mariah Carey obscures breasts with lace grandma curtain; cirrus clouds. (Cityrag)

ï Lindy Loho thinks that rehab is serious business. You can tell by her no-nonsense hair bun and utilitarian mom-chic hoodie. (Yeeeah!)

ï The main peril of being a housecat is accidentally drinking antifreeze. Unless you're Pete Doherty's cat, then the biggest problem is a couple of bumps of coke sprinkled atop your Meow Mix. (A Socialite's Life)

ï Hilary Duff: womanly folds or crotch seam? (Taxi Driver)

ï Hayden Panettiere: now old enough for lactose bukkake! (Celeb Warship)

ï Jennifer Love Hewitt cries when she watches herself act. That's so funny, because we also wail uncontrollably when we have to watch her act. (Daily Stab)

ï Kurt Russell sports flaccid ding dongage and a solid B-cup. (Allie Is Wired)

Pop star/actress Hilary Duff drove a young fan to tears by refusing to sign autographs, according to reports.

The star was dining out with her family at Pier 36 Seafood and Oyster bar in Richmond, Texas, last week when she reportedly snubbed the child.

The young girl was accompanied by a 9-year-old pal, and both were carrying posters and T-shirts for their idol to sign — but they arrived at the wrong moment.

A source tells the New York Daily News, "On their way out, the owner asked if Hilary would sign a menu for her daughter and she did. But when the youngsters approached, (Hilary) said, 'I don't really get to spend a lot of time with my family, sorry' and walked out the door.

"She made one of the little girls cry."

Shit, that's nothing. Hilary Duff has made us cry dozens of times. Let's see, there was that time we saw A Cinderella Story, then the time we saw The Perfect Man, then the time we were sick in bed and our dog carried away the remote and left us to watch Cheaper by the Dozen 1 and 2 on TBS. That one had to count for at least five crying fits.

ï Lily Allen does not suffer Courtney Loves gladly. (Celeb Warship)

ï Eva Mendes sends Jane mag off to the glue factory with a hearty strippin'. (Cityrag)

ï Penelope Cruz in shocking eyelash controversy! (Celebitchy)

ï Kim Kardashian to bring her bustle-like humpback heinie to Playboy? (Derek Hail)

ï When Hilary Duff was a baby, her mom spiked her like a football. Over and over. (Hollywood Grind)

ï Jennifer Garner rocks a lacy 1998 momthong. (Taxi Driver)

ï What's longer: Rihanna's legs or her forehead? The world may never know. (Drunken Stepfather)