Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
Oh that Hilary Duff, she's so witty. When called a shitty actress by the original queen of the amazingly overwrought performance, Oscar winner Faye Dunaway, she comes back with, "Well, well . . . you're old! Haha! And ugly! Yeah, you're an ugly old crone! Take that!" Says Us Weekly:
Hilary Duff is set to reprise [...]
Hollywood isn't a hard game if you know the rules. And the rules are simple: don't be fat unless you're a guy, don't sleep with Jeremy Piven, and don't fuck with Faye Dunaway. Young and nubile upstart Hilary Duff has the first two down pat, but when it comes to incurring the wrath of Faye, [...]
ï More oddly smooth Britney mons pubis. We're starting to think that maybe those are flesh-toned undies. Foiled! (Faded Youth)
ï But she still can't see her chitlins. (The Hollywood Gossip)
ï The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Denise Richards says that [...]
Imagine Clarissa explaining it all from atop a dude's ding dong. Picture Mayim Bialik as Malloy, inserting that trumpet into her womanly chasm with a saucy wink. Entertain the thought of Moose from You Can't Do That on Television freaking Barth behind the counter of his burger joint. If these visions are difficult and/or painful [...]
ï Inspiring photo montage of Tara Reid in various stages of intoxication: the Sweaty Man-O-War, the Crotch Weeper, the Sunny Days Trailer Park Special, the Buttafuoco. (Cityrag)
ï Teri Hatcher is a butt-picker. A picker of butts. (Taxi Driver)
ï New Kim Kardashian sex tape footage coming soon. In your pants. Get it? Get [...]
ï Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a giant football yesterday. (Celebitchy)
ï Anna Faris makes with the cheek-smugglers. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jessica Biel is happy to share her chest chasm with you in FHM. (Egotastic!)
ï Attractive drip Adrian Grenier throws genital caution to the wind and hangs out with Paris Hilton. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
Apparently Hilary Duff spends her down time going to orphanages and asking all the kids, "Where's your Mommy?" then stopping in to the nearest cancer ward and taunting, "How you feeling, cancer baby? You're a big fat cancer baby," while dangling her lustrous hair in their faces. Because that's what Hilary Duff does for fun: [...]
ï Lindsay tells Billy Bush, "Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they're not mine." Well, technically the drugs they found weren't "done" yet because they were in her pocket. So . . . yeah! Innocent! (TMZ)
ï Lily Allen does not suffer Courtney Loves gladly. (Celeb Warship)
ï Eva Mendes sends Jane [...]
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