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Celebrities in Poofy Things on Parade

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 05 May 2009 18:05:08 +0000

Last night was the annual Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala. We're not sure exactly what or whom it is for, but we do know it's the one time of year that all the celebrities deck themselves out in nutty crap and call it art so we can point and laugh. It is worth pointing out that the title of the ball has "costume" in it, because most of the stars definitely showed up in costume. Rihanna dressed like a futuristic intersexed robot butler. Madonna came as a storm trooper emu. Leighton Meester was a jester from Boca Raton. Tyra Banks wore coiled-up poo as a chapeau. Smoking hot supermodel Helena Christensen was a majorette from Vogue High School. But the best costume of the night prize goes to Mary-Kate Olsen, who dressed up as a tourist at Santa Cruz's Mystery Spot. Well done, you funny, freaky little lady.

Nudie Nudie, Fresh and Fruity

Agent E. — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:26:42 +0000

Here at CelebNewsWire, we like our juicy gossip to be spaced out. Because if Britney Spears were to finally give in to the extreme hunger pangs she's been cultivating for the past few months and eat one of her Yorkies on the same day that Angelina Jolie announced that she was adopting the entire orphan population of Croatia and Paris Hilton's ass goiter finally exploded and a fully formed human head popped out, we wouldn't be able to handle it. Plus, we'd be assured of only crappy gossip for weeks to come. It would be all, "Hey, you can sort of see Lindsay Lohan's bra through that shirt," and Victoria Beckham's diet tips. So why today, when everyone's aflutter with the announcement of the Oscar nominations, do we see naked ladies everywhere we turn? Couldn't we have saved one or two for tomorrow? But no matter, if you want naked ladies, you'll get naked ladies. After the cut, see Gwyneth Paltrow nude in Two Lovers, Bond girl Olga Kurylenko nude in Ukrainian Maxim, and supermodel Helena Christensen nude . . . uh, somewhere. Click MORE and see bobbies! Yay!

See more of Gwyneth Paltrow nude in Two Lovers at Egotastic! With video!

Olga Kurylenko nude can be found at Maxim online. The article's all in Ukrainian, but luckily nudity translates to any language.

And more nude Helena Christensen can be yours at Yeeeah!

Get an Inter-pole

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:59:48 +0000

Model Helena Christensen is perhaps best known for getting well-exfoliated by Chris Isaak in his "Wicked Game" video. These days, she doesn't do much modeling, but she does do Paul Banks from Interpol. The couple recently enjoyed a vacation in Miami, and some pictures of them sunbathing topless emerged, which presented a terrific opportunity to teach you kids about cause and effect. Pay attention!

Cause:

Aaaaaaand effect:

After the cut, enjoy some Helena boobs and you might just be wearing the same look of utter, nard-cupping contentment as ole Paul there.

Hottie Helena shows it off at MrSkin.com.

"Wicked Game" Part II: Electric Boobaloo

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 18:00:54 +0000

Sand, bikini bottoms sans top, a supermodel, the surf. Sound a lot like the Chris Isaak video for "Wicked Game"? Sure does, gentle reader, sure does. Well, here we are, fifteen whole years later. Lace-bottomed leggings are back, and so is the look that made Helena Christensen famous, apparently.

Normally, we wouldn't be into a '90s redux, but when it involves a former internationally-famous supermodel showing off some intense musculature that rivals that of Chyna, only plus real boobs and minus clit-enis, we have to break out our overalls with one strap down, start working on our white person dreads, pop in some Buckcherry, and give the thumbs up.

Tons more pics, topless and not, at IDontLikeYouInThatWay. Go on, treat yourself.

And yes, there are certainly more Helena pics at MrSkin.com.