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CNW Junk Drawer: Stamps n' Tramps
ï First look at Helena Bonham Carter in Terminator: Salvation. That look is a step up from her usual fashions, to be sure. (Yeeeah!)
ï How do you get over being denied when trying to adopt a Malawian orphan? If you're Madonna, you grab some random man candy and bang him retarded. (Anything Hollywood)
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Ignore Johnny Depp's Singing and Focus on Helena Bonham Carter's Magically Growing Breasts
We have an intense love/hate relationship with Tim Burton muse/concubine Helena Bonham Carter. The hate part we attribute to equal parts Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, and the whole serial husband-stealing business. The love part has everything to do with her frequent appearances in the Fashion Police section of Us Weekly, where she always [...]