Tag Archives: Helen Mirren
CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?
ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]
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Helen Mirren Puts the "Sex" in "Sexagenarian"
Dame Helen Mirren is nearly 63, yet she has the body of a broad half her age. Basically, if you were looking at these pictures of Mirren in a bikini, you could scroll from the bottom up and not realize that you were looking at someone over the age of 30 until you saw that [...]
Hollywood's Hottest Honkers
What better way to celebrate National Breast Cancer Awareness Month than by talking about how awesome and bouncy and soft boobs are? We really can't think of a better way. And since you douchebags love lists almost as much as you love titties, Film Threat put together a little historical countdown, complete with a cleavage-fest [...]
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Also tagged Asia Argento, Eva Green, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Tilly, Marilyn Monroe, Monica Bellucci, Rosario Dawson, Scarlett Johansson, Sophia Loren
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Get Roman Hands with Caligula: 4-Disc Imperial Edition
You love (semi-accurate) historic debauchery, right? And you also love sexy old dames (literally) who got super superduper naked when they were young and even hotter? During Helen Mirren's recent spate of being the hottest shit at every awards show did you have unsavory masturbation fantasies that disturbingly turned toward your granny? We've got the [...]
Nothing Comes Between Helen Mirren and Her Lacroix
With Lindsay currently on her best behavior, Paris skulking around following her embarrassing birthday snafu at the oily hands of Brandon Davis, and Britney safely tucked away within the confines of Promises's manicured grounds, the prospects of spying a little surreptitious celebrity labes is looking grim, friends. But like a phoenix from the vulvaless ashes, [...]
The Whole World's Topsy-Turvy: Fleck Wins Acting Award
As the Venice Film Festival wraps up, the powers-that-be are handing out awards to honor the festival's best and brightest, and the top acting honors went to Helen Mirren and Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck?
Shadowboxer Has T&A But No Shadowy Box
One of the more bizarre films screened at the Toronto Film Festival last week has to be Shadowboxer. It stars British Shakespearian actress Helen Mirren as an assassin and Cuba Gooding Jr. as her lover. (And you thought Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball was bizarre.) Helen shows a bit of her [...]