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These Two Prats Are Officially Pratts
We promised ourselves and you, our most honorable readers, that we would never write about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. But the two crazy kids done went and got theyself married, so we're breaking our promise. We'll let US do the dirty work:
Introducing, Mrs. Heidi Montag Pratt!
The Hills star wed her longtime beau, Spencer Pratt, [...]
The World Is Still a Vampire
The two most odious humans alive (we mean Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, obviously) can afford a $12 million beach house in Malibu. In related news: How's that retirement fund coming along? You break three grand yet? Yeah, we didn't think so.
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Christ, Superstar
ï Reality show star/monster Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. "Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards," Heidi says. "That's what the poor people with zits are called, right?" (Yeeeah!)
ï Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term downblouse? What [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big
Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. “Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big.” (Egotastic)
Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)
Tina Turner says that BeyoncÈ will never be rock n’ roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You’ll never be polka! [...]