Tag Archives: Heidi Montag
CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
God’s Handiwork in Playboy Again
Remember when gun-toting, fame-fellating reality cretin Heidi Montag posed for Playboy, and did not technically get naked? Well, all you Heidi fans (hi, Spencer Pratt) out there may have one more chance. It sounds as if she’s gearing to haul her nuggets before the camera once again. According to US Weekly,
“Always leave them asking for [...]
Gross Topic of the Day: Heidi Montag’s Orgasms
Some days we just want to watch you suffer. That’s why today is filled with Hannah Montana’s cherries, tales of Jon and Kate, and now Heidi Montag’s sex life. Yay! Maybe if you’re lucky we can scare up a story about Denise Richards’s bowel movements. Anywho, Heidi’s Playboy pics have hit the web (we won’t [...]
Heidi Montag Is a Work of Tart
Chances are there’s maybe one dude reading this right now who’s thinking, “Man, I’ve just gotta know whether or not Heidi Montag really gets naked in the next issue of Playboy. She is so smoking hot and not at all the most annoying person on the planet.” Sure, that’s a big maybe, but if that [...]
Her Name Is Mud
We still do not care about Heidi Montag. We don’t care whether or not she’s naked in the new issue of Playboy. Maybe she is and we’ll get to mock her falsies and learn whether or not her pubes are waxed into a portrait of Spencer Pratt. That might be funny. But likely she’s not [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Montag Twatt
You WILL see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. Just what you always wanted! (Yeeeah!)
Hands off the Brad Pitt. Do not touch the Brad Pitt. That means you, Ann Curry. (Anything Hollywood)
When Megan Fox gets a manicure, she actually gets a pedicure. Get it? No? Click on the link then, Einstein. (The Blemish)
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CNW Junk Drawer: Two of Hearts
Mel Gibson takes his new Russian mistress out on the town. She’s not the same Russian lady named Oksana that was earlier claimed, but this one is still hot, in an odd, Stacey Q kind of way. (Yeeeah!)
Want to hear Julia Roberts say “tits”, “ass” and “fuck” about a million times? (Fatback)
Lauren [...]
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Mr. and Mrs. Useless
We normally have a strict "no Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt stories" rule that we follow to the letter, but since today's a very slow news day, here you go. Heidi and Spencer got married this weekend. Legitimately , this time. And from the looks of this picture, the couple got started on the honeymoon [...]
Heidi and Spencer: The Definition of Integrity
This picture is about as sincere as that lap dancer who always says to you, "You're so hot. You're the hottest guy I've ever given a lap dance to, honest. If it weren't against the rules, I would definitely have sex with you, stud. But you don't want me to get fired, do you?"
An Ass Shows off Her Ass
Is there a point to either Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt? Do they exist just to make us feel better about ourselves? "Sure, I just punched that little boy in the face and stole his ice cream cone, but at least I'm not Heidi or Spencer. Man, those people are assholes." Is there one person [...]