Tag Archives: Heidi Klum
Pretty Ladies in Their Skivvies
You might wonder why we’re bothering to yammer on about supermodels in their underwear when we’ve got actual naked supermodels to talk about, but you know what? Fuck it. We like the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show and we don’t care who knows it. Heidi Klum’s usually there, and she’s pretty and funny and we [...]
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In Fashion, One Day You’re in Your Clothes, the Next Day, You’re Out
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think your ready for this. Her body’s too Heidilicious for ya, babe. Last month we brought you promise of Heidi Klum naked in an upcoming coffee table book called Rankin’s Heidilicious. At the time, the model/Project Runway [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
Heidi Klum To Show Her Klams in Book Form
Words that could easily describe Heidi Klum: Pretty. Tall. Busty. Patient. Fertile. But naughty? That doesn’t exactly jump out at us. But that’s how Heidi describes a new coffee table book that will feature nude photos of the model, naughty. We’re guessing she means that in more of the ruffled-panties, pinky-in-the-corner-of-the-mouth, winking way rather than [...]
Karl Lagerfeld is Kind of a Dick
Heidi Klum and Seal are, next to Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek and that one time Bai Ling dated Nick Carter, our favorite celebrity couple of all time. They are funny, they make tons of cute babies, and they throw the most kickass Halloween parties ever. So it bums us out that Chanel designer Karl [...]
SealKlum Baby, One More Time
Yesterday we heard that Angelina Jolie might be gestating another batch of infant perfection (which, btw, we're sure is bullshit, but we're rolling with it today because we feel like it, so shut the hell up). But today Heidi Klum is all like, "Oh, is that how it is, bitch? I don't think so. You're [...]
You Want Heidi Klum Nude? You Got It, Dude!
Well, hello there, chickadees. Are you ready for another Monday morning? Do you have a strong cup of coffee and a long list of Twitter updates to slog through? Are you still having trouble breaking out of your weekend haze? Well then, we've got just the thing for you: Heidi Klum nude and frolicking on [...]
Klum's Bum
Today is Friday the 13th. And that's scary! But tomorrow is Valentine's Day. And that's sweet! So let's embrace both sides with these pictures of Heidi Klum naked in German GQ magazine. She's pretty and she's without clothing. Sweet! But she has Joker lipstick and black fingernails. Grrr! Scary! You don't know whether or not [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Victoria's Secret: Pores Exist
ï Marisa Miller and other Victoria's Secret models at an underwear fitting. Look ma, no airbrushing. (The Blemish)
ï Angelina Jolie says she's "still just a punk kid with tattoos". She went on to say, "Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl." (Fatback)
ï [...]
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A Halloween Dichotomy: The Scary vs. the Slutty
There are two basic ways to approach Halloween. One, you want to scare people, or at least impress people with how elaborate/creative/over-the-top your costume is. These are the Roseanne and Dan Conner types, who answer the door holding their own bloody severed head. Or two, you want to give men boners. There are the Paris [...]