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Heather Mills Gets a Smaller Shit Load of Money Than She Hoped; Still a Shit Load
We're pretty sure that if we were lucky enough to make the leap from "educational sex manual" model to the wife of one of the richest musicians alive, our divorce proceedings would end when said musician offered us 83 bucks and a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni. We're cheap. But Heather Mills has let her divorce [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The People vs. Teri's Piehole
ï Teri Hatcher is being sued over lip gloss. The American justice system: serious business. (CelebTV)
ï Heather Mills (McCartney) shows off her strawberry fields, forever. Do you wanna hold her glands? You might have a hard day's night, though she appears to be giving everyone a ticket to ride, so let's all come [...]
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Mills and McCartney Move On
Heather Mills is all, "Whoooo hooo! Look at meeee! I'm dating again! Look at my boyfriend! He's a sculptor and haberdasher of sorts and is well-known amongst certain classes in one section of London, perhaps! La di da! I'm so fannnncy!"
And then Paul McCartney's like, "I still have ten trillion dollars and I'm seeing Rosanna [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sexy in Kindergarten
ï Cameron Diaz has tiny nipples atop her tiny breasts underneath a tiny shirt. No tiny bra in sight. (Drunken Stepfather
ï Jennifer Garner may have allowed Ben Affleck to ejaculate into her vaginal canal during ovulation again. (FemaleFirst)
ï Angelina got more ass between juice breaks in kindergarten than you're getting now. (Bricks [...]
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Also tagged Cameron Diaz, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, John Travolta, Larry Birkhead, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Richard Gere, Shilpa Shetty, television, Victoria Beckham
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Heather Mills Gives Pap Wood(en Leg)
If there's one thing CelebNewsWire finds more amusing than our annual Valentine's Day ritual of skinning a neighborhood squirrel and fashioning it into a sexy bra-and-panty set for our sweetheart, it's seeing an amputee kick a paparazzo in the ass with her fake leg. What grace! What form! You can almost hear her yelling "Goal!!!" [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "All Nose and Hose"
Vida Guerra displays her ripe rump for mateworthy males in Playboy.
Daryl Hannah “arrested for farm protest“? What the . . . ? What kind of sick person protests farming?
Ashlee Simpson’s in the new issue of Marie Claire talking about how women should embrace themselves no matter what size or shape and love [...]
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CNW Junk Drawa: Nipples and Wangs and Fake Legs, Oh My
ï In case Paris Hilton's nipples weren't enough for you the first one thousand and eight times, here's more.
ï No, no one is shocked by Kate Moss's boogar sugar use, but still, repercussions. Don't fire Kate, fancy fashion people! Don't force little Lila Grace to wear last season's Burberry!
ï Looks like Jude [...]
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