Tag Archives: Heather Locklear
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunstcrack!
ï Teri Hatcher deems her toes and nipples "suck-worthy". Just like her acting!
ï Evangeline Lilly blames Hollywood for forcing her to get really, really buff.
ï IF you want Rod Stewart's daughter's naked bo-dy, AND you think she's sex-y, COME on sugar, click right here.
ï Ashlee Simpson begins her slow, painful metamorphosis [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, Ashlee Simpson, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Denise Richards, Eva Longoria, Evangeline Lilly, Kimberly Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors, Teri Hatcher
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Denise Richards is Better Off Dead
First, Charlie Sheen threatened to kill her. Now, Heather Locklear claims "You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died." Wow, this whole "accuse your husband of kiddie porn and hookers, then take out a restraining order" plea for public sympathy Denise Richards is pulling doesn't exactly seem to be working out for her [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Richie Sambora
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David Spade Defies Logic, Nabs Heather Locklear
We heard reports earlier this week that recent divorce filer Heather Locklear was seen getting some deep tongue action from David Spade, but we shrugged it off in much the same way that we try to forget about that burning sensation when we pee–if we ignore it, maybe it will go away. It seemed to [...]
Putting the "Ass" in "Personal Assistant"
You might think that dorking someone like Jessica Simpson would be a dream come true, but in reality, while you were pumping away, she'd be feeding some Pupparoni to her floofy dog, applying self-tanner and Creme de la Mer, taking on her cell with her publicist, and screeching at you to hurry up because her [...]
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Also tagged CaCee Cobb, celebrity breakups, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Richie Sambora
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Army of Hookers
Jermaine Dupri says that his girlfriend Janet Jackson purposely got all lumpy and lardy for an indie film role that fell through. We’re totally stealing that excuse.
Don’t fuck with Reese Witherspoon. Unless you’re into dying.
Kate Moss proves that supermodels actually have brains!
She also proves she has a nipple. Again.
Heather Locklear [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Janet Jackson, Kate Moss, Mandy Moore, movies, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Reese Witherspoon, Richie Sambora, Sarah Chalke, television, Val Kilmer
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Richie and Heather Give Love a Bad Name
February 2nd, 2005. The day love died. Yesterday, Heather Locklear filed for divorce from Richie Sambora. No reasons were cited for the split, but we can assume that it was either a fight over the bronzing powder or a heathed battle over whose highlights were more "buttery".
CNW Junk Drawer: Desperate Housewhite
ï Despite wasting away from Exhaustion, Colin Farrell somehow musters up the strength to swing one feeble, Irish fist and "fight off" the rumors that he OD'ed.
ï Orlando Bloom is tactless. And Gwyneth Paltrow is heavy with baby, for real though.
ï Die Hiltons!
ï Die Hiltons stuff Santa's stocking with hard [...]
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, Colin Farrell, drugs, Eva Longoria, Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicky Hilton, Orlando Bloom, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Penny Lancaster, Rod Stewart, Victoria Principal
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