Tag Archives: Heather Locklear
CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me Hish Name, Doctor!
ï You better vote! Or else Jessica Alba will devour your spleen. (Yeeeah!)
ï Christina Milian upskirt. No labes, plenty of moundage. (Bossip)
ï Britney Spears visits elementary school; gently lays boob on 4th grader's arm. (Cityrag)
ï Megan Fox describes herself as a "man with a vagina". (Daily Stab)
ï Diora Baird [...]
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Also tagged booze, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, Christina Milian, Diora Baird, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Keeley Hazell, magazines, Megan Fox, Shannen Doherty, upskirt shots
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T.J. Book-Her
Sammy Jo Carrington/former Melrose Place resident Heather Locklear was busted this weekend in Los Angeles for driving under the influence of a substance. That's cute, she's trying to keep up with the Lilos and Nicole Richies, just a year and a half too late. Reports the TMZ:
A resident reported Heather was "driving erratically" while pulling [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Funky Monk-y
ï Sophie Monk's nipples try to stab their way through her bikini top. Like they were pink, squishy pirate cutlasses. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï David Duchovny was scared that wife Tea Leoni would give him a beatdown when she saw his makeout scene with Gillian Anderson in the X-Files movie. Guess [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity arrests, celebrity deaths, celebs in bikinis, Christian Bale, David Duchovny, Estelle Getty, Gabrielle Reece, Gillian Anderson, jail, James Blunt, movies, Nick Hogan, Nicole Kidman, Sophie Monk
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CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Fergie, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Lopez, Katherine Heigl, Mario Lopez, Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, parties
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Denise Richards Battles Heather Locklear with Brutal Bikini Action
The dance-off is a classic (not to mention very entertaining) concept. From West Side Story to Cameron Diaz in a club two months ago, the cabbage patch vs. the Soulja Boy will always be an endless fountain of fun. However, there is one thing that tops the dance-off every time, and that's the bikini-off! During [...]
Locklear Rocks Rear
To whom does this spandex-clad can belong? Is it attached to a Cameron Diaz? A Pamela Anderson? A Carmen Electra?
Whose Underwear is Under There?
Here is a celebrity in a see-through skirt.
Note the buttery, silken blonde hair, the toned physique. Gaze with wonder upon the finespun bones in her delicate ankles. Thrill to the buoyant youthfulness of her high-water chair cheeks. Is it Paris Hilton? Tara Reid? Jessica Simpson? No, gentle reader. And the answer as to who exactly [...]
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Revenge by Stereo
Contrary to popular reports stating otherwise, the romance between Wild Thing Denise Richards and aging craprocker Richie Sambora is still on–they are presently kissing and getting sunburned together in Italy. And Heather Locklear is reportedly so steamed that she pulled a mean-spirited Lloyd Dobbler on Denise.
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Denise Richards, Richie Sambora
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What's the Point of Bedding Famous Ladies If You Can't Brag About It?
When Wilmer Valderrama went on Howard Stern and rated all the famous trim he'd had the pleasure of Fezzing over the years, everybody rolled their eyes. Just another sad little tiny-crotched rooster fluffing up his feathers and waggling his sad little comb. After all, playing a lisping foreign dude on a dead-horse FOX show, doing [...]
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Also tagged Demi Moore, Denise Richards, Howard Stern, John Stamos, Rebecca Romijn
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