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Heather Graham's Cans Do Not Hangover
Wondering why The Hangover slayed the cinematic competition this week like nerds wielding scimitars in RuneScape? It wasn't jokes, nor was it a tight script or a cute baby or Zach Galifianakis. Its success lies squarely on the shoulders of Heather Graham, and the fact that she's donning dresses that look as ripped up as [...]
Heather Graham Is Learning to Fly but She Ain't Got Wings
The other day we were yammering on about Heather Graham's awesome blammos. And today she's all like, "Yeah? You like that? Well, get a load of my mind. It'll freak you the fuck out. Seriously." That's because she's yammering on about learning to levitate so she can go all Spider-Man and fly around the world [...]
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Heather Graham's Hooters Hang Over Her Dress
So. Heather Graham. A couple of years ago she was all we heard about. She’s so hot, she’s naked all the time, she must have sold her soul to the devil because she hasn’t aged a day in at least ten years. (Seriously, she’s 39! That is not the faceóor the incredibly hot bodyóof any [...]
Heather Graham Bored by Strippers
Heather Graham, she's an entertainer. She likes to give people a show. So when researching her role as a stripper in The Hangover, she took a few peeks at her fellow peelers in strip clubs. And what did she see? A bunch of lazy-ass half-clad ladies who didn't even dance. No watusi, no cha cha, [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]
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Boobie Slights
Poor Heather Graham. When your much-hyped sitcom is cancelled after only one episode, after only being watched by roughly twelve or thirteen people (patients at a Lapwai, Idaho, psychiatric hospital with a broken rec-room TV that only picks up ABC), what's a girl to do? Slip nip, apparently. After the cut, see Emily's Reasons Why [...]