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Working with Ang Lee Doesn't Earn You Soap-Buying Money
Here at CelebNewsWire we are highly interested in the odoriferous qualities of celebrities. We're pretty sure that Paris Hilton smells like dried semen and white lillies, and Britney Spears surely stinks like a combo 7-11/budget hair salon. But those are just informed guesses; we have no anecdotal proof that those smells would offend our olfactory [...]
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That Penny Lane Sure Is a Busy Street
We thought that Kate Hudson led a pretty busy life, what with raising her flowingly locked child and avoiding guilt over the whole Owen Wilson suicide thing. But maybe Ryder's been spending time with Dad, learning how to roll doobs or something, because Kate's had plenty of hookup time lately. Just Friday we reported on [...]
Brokeup Mountain
Our favorite bundles of love and sunshine have reportedly broken up. Reports MSNBC:
The three-year romance between ìBrokeback Mountainî stars Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams is officially over, according to Us Weekly.
A source close to the couple confirmed the split to the magazine. ìThe relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it [...]
Come See My Movie; It's Nothing Like That Piece of Shit Superman
Heath Ledger, who has signed on to play The Joker in the next Batman movie, says he fucking hates comic book movies–but the one that he's in will be really awesome. That's like having sex with Mo'nique and saying, "I fucking hate fat chicks. Oh, but not you, baby, you're different."
Your Childhood Toys, All Grown Up
Aw, look. Herself the Elf and My Pet Monster got married.
CNW Junk Drawer: Celebrity Nip-Off
ï K-Fed and Britney want to launch a non-false tabloid Magazine of Truth that doesn't tell any lies or nasty rumors or fun stuff about celebrities. Sorry to piss in your lemonade, but that already exists. It's called People.
ï Jessica Simpson's mother does not agree with Papa Joe's willingness to pimp her out. [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Six Times in Two Hours
ï Heath Ledger got squirted with water as a prank and took it really personally. What, are you gonna cry about it? Huh, little tiny baby Heathie? Gonna cry? Go on, cryyyyyy, baby! Cryyyyyy!
ï Piloh Shitt, for real this time:
Many, many more pictures of mom, dad, Zahara, new baby, and nursing bra here.
ï [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Anna Wintour, Brad Pitt, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, Celebrity Sex Tapes, drugs, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jessica Alba, Katherine Heigl, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Mariah Carey, Nicole Richie, paparazzi
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CNW Junk Drawer: RARE OOP JORDAN BOOBS BREASTS JUGS EMO L@@K!
Katie Holmes: putting the “tard” in “unitard”.
Penelope Cruz dons the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow bikini, sans polka dots.
Reese was like “OMG I totes slept through the Oscar noms cuz I sooo don’t care, whateverrrrr, tee hee hee” and then Heath and Michelle were all “Oh like us too, that illegitimate baby of ours can [...]
Gyllenhaal and Ledger: Painfully, Painfully Gay
Jake Gyllenhaal claims he was left battered and bruised after shooting delightfully brutal gay love scenes with Heath Ledger for the upcoming flick, Brokeback Mountain.