Tag Archives: headlines
Matt Damon Impregnates Nonfamous Consort
Ah. Well. Looks like Matt’s girlfriend isn’t pregnant, exactly, but “pregnant”. Maybe it’s a metaphor. She’s pregnant with ideas. Or pregnant with love.
UPDATE: US Weekly is reporting that the happy couple just got married. “Congratulations”!
Almost as Bad as a Broken Urn
We’d like to take this opportunity to wish Indian superstar Amitabh Bachchan a speedy recovery. Whether Pyrex or Fiestaware, bowl surgery is no laughing matter.
Madonna's Back in Fine Form
Yes, we’re twelve years old.
Now We Know How Larry King Gets All Those Wives
Again, all you have to do is hold your thumb over that pesky last word. WENN/IMDb headline writers are a devilish bunch.
Oh, Maybe They Meant High Horse
Goddammit, Madonna! After all the dirty needles, all the lost days in New York City shooting galleries with Marianne Faithfull? All that sweating and cursing and puking through detox? And you’re back on the skag? Just look at Kate Moss. Do you want that to happen to you? Do you, Madonna?
Paris n' Sizemore: Now We're Cookin' with Gas
Hold your hand up to your computer monitor, cover up the last two words of that headline, and dream, gentle reader. Dream.