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Headline of the Day with Zac Efron
We just bet you do, big boy.
Headline of the Day
Finally. Hopefully this will put a stop to Rod urinating on the flotaki rug once and for all.
CNW Junk Drawer: Ain't No Hollaback Doll
ï "Eva Longoria Loves Facials". Yep, that sounds about right.
ï My Gwen Stefani doll can beat up your Peaches N' Cream Barbie.
ï Still no word on whether or not Lohan is engaged to Harry "Pink Taco" Morton, but she's sporting an '80s-style pear-cut diamond that Alexis Carrington herself would find distasteful.
ï [...]
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Also tagged Brittany Murphy, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Gwen Stefani, Harry Morton, Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kelly Clarkson, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Orlando Bloom
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Headline of the Day: Yaaayyyy!
Hosanna on high! Jesus Christ Himself has descended from heaven and delivered us from Shanghai Surprise II!
Underworld: Halitosis
Maybe it's just because we at CelebNewsWire are sick and perverted freaks (we're just trying to emulate our readers, after all), but when we see a headline that says, "Kate Beckinsale's Oral Paranoia" we have certain expectations, maybe even certain fantasies wherein Kate is dressed as a geisha and demurely giggles and blushes when a [...]
Headline of the Day
Phew. For a second, we thought she was gonna lose her Cox.
Headline of the Day, Part Deux
Update on a story from a few days ago:
The Rolling Stones would like their fans to know that they did not, and would not, ever disallow a thick plot of bush entry to their hotel room. We thought as much, but we're happy to hear that the rock dinosaurs still kick it '70s style.
Headline of the Day
We could have sworn Mick Jagger had a long history of sharing his hotel rooms with a wide variety of willing bush. Huh.
Abbott and Costello Meet Madonna
An award for the greatest celebrity corpse whose flesh has been dried and preserved in rigidity forevermore? Dag, we thought for sure the blue ribbon would go to Teri Hatcher.
Love Angel Music Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby
Gwen Stefani is officially in the family way! Incredible! We had no idea drag queens could get pregnant.
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani, music
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