Tag Archives: Hayden Panettiere
Panettimiglia Split
We were always a little weirded out by the romance between Heroes star Milo Ventimiglia and stumpy teen Hayden Panettiere. He's 31! She's 19! What could they possibly talk about? Does he tuck her in at night and tell her scary stories about life before cell phones and Facebook? It doesn't matter, because they've broken [...]
Hayden Panettiere Redefines "Cock-Blocking"*
Siblings of Britney Spears and daughters of vice presidential candidates take note: Hayden Panettiere endorses barrier methods of birth control.
* Alternative TMZ-esque title: What's She Hayden Under There?
Hayden Panettiere Wears Party Hat. Hayden Panettiere Slips Party Hat.
Three apples high actress Hayden Panettiere has finally embraced her status as the teeniest, tiniest pygmy in Hollywood and was snapped sporting a gnome hat with her Studio 54 bikini at a pool a few days back. It was Hayden's birthday, and she celebrated the big 1-9 in the traditional fashion: constantly texting on a [...]
Hayden Panettiere's Parents Get Punchy
Hayden Panettiere's daddy allegedly hit her mommy early this morning after the family attended a benefit for the Whaleman Foundation. Is that a foundation for a half man, half whale hybrid? Because that would be cool. Cooler than a landshark. Sorry, we're really grasping at straws to make light of a rather morbid situation here. [...]
Hayden Panettiere Sings Song; Wears Shoes
Three apples high actress Hayden Panettiere is following in the footsteps of Jenny McCarthy today and posing for a series of ads for Candie’s–the shoes that complement Charlie! perfume and your “I Can’t Believe I Ate the WHOLE Thing” tee. Unlike Jenny, Hayden didn’t pose on the crapper, though Candies does continue its trend of [...]
Hayden Panettiere Once Had a Gay Old Time
For some reason, it's not enough that the girl is nubile and freshly eighteen and dons a skimpy cheerleading outfit on the TV every week–fans have to make bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere even more appealing to perverts than she already is. Lesbian rumors have followed the wee actress for a while, and apparently, she [...]
Ms. Pammy Goes To Washington
Sometimes celebrities and politics mix just fine. Ben Affleck seems to have a genuine interest and know just a little bit more than Barack Obama's favorite color. Sonny Bono did a fine job as far as we can tell. But sometimes it's best for celebs to stick to things like slapping their name on a [...]
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Also tagged Ben Affleck, Lauren Conrad, Marcia Cross, Pamela Anderson, politicians
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CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
ï Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)
ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Brandon Davis, Cameron Diaz, celebrity arrests, celebs in bikinis, Gisele Bundchen, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Mena Suvari, Naomi Campbell, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sweet Leaf
ï Jenna Jameson, looking Bratz-ier than ever. (F-listed)
ï No, my first name ain't baby. It's Janet. Miss Rackson if you're see-through. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Lindsay Lohan goes back to red, lays off the burnt umber fake bake, approaches former Mean Girls-era loveliness. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey. Two great [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, drugs, Janet Jackson, Jenna Jameson, Julia Roberts, Keanu Reeves, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Milo Ventimiglia, Paris Hilton, Parker Posey, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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