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CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing Tastes as Good as Visible Vertebrae Feel
Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! (The Blemish)
Miley Cyrus’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. (PopEater)
But you know what IS funny? 16-year-old Miley dressing up like a hooker for [...]
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Heroes Everywhere.
Madeline Zima is awesome. She shares her last name with a refreshing and lightly carbonated beverage of yore. Plus she was the little girl on The Nanny, then she grew up to donkey punch David Duchovny on Californication and lay a big fat gay one on Hayden Panettiere on Heroes (the episode will air Monday). [...]
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Mismatched couples have been the stuff of cinematic legend for years. Just look at Beauty and the Beast. Or Last Tango in Paris. But usually, Hollywood matchups make sense. Brangelina makes sense. Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey makes sense. But there are two new couples that leave us scratching our heads and pulling your finger. [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Hayden Panettiless, But Not For You
Hayden Panettiere nude!!!! In her home. Privately. Wow, what a story! (Female First)
Jon Gosselin is an elegant gentleman who is charming with the ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Kanye West’s fierce-ass girlfriend Amber Rose naked. The Louvre is probably negotiating to buy her butt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox are fighting over Robert Pattinson. Who will will the [...]
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Also tagged Amber Rose, Brooke Hogan, celebrity nudity, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jon Gosselin, Kristen Stewart, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Robert Pattinson
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Hayden To Go Gayden?
Guess what, everybody? Hayden Panty Hairs has a new movie coming out. You know how we know. Nope, we didn't check IMDb's movie release schedule. It's because last week we read headline after headline declaring "Hayden Panettiere Nude in New Movie." And then today there was this:
Hayden Panettiere is preparing for girl-on-girl love scenes in [...]
Hayden Panettiere's Naked Pooper in Beth Cooper?
So the other day, fun-sized Smurfling Hayden Panettiere told the press that she would be cool with taking off her Panettieres for a movie. We thought she was just phunking with our hearts, but now it looks like she may put her money where her mouth is for the upcoming I Love You Beth Cooper. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It
Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]
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Hayden Panties Thinks Sex Is Icky
Gross things you can see in movies: disembowelment, the naked fight scene in Borat, people taking dumps, Mickey Rourke, people smooching. Wait, what's that last one? According to Hayden Panettiere people kissing (and worse: having sex!) on screen is totally disgusting. Reports The San Francisco Chronicle:
"Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere squirms in her seat whenever she [...]
Oh, That's Mature
Diminutive Hayden Panettiere is reportedly trying to get her recent ex Milo Ventimiglia kicked off Heroes. Why? Because she's 19 years old and that's what they do. Hell hath no fury like a Smurfette scorned by her stroke-mouthed Humbert Humbert. OK! magazine says:
Heroesí Hayden Panettiere has decided to take her bitter breakup with co-star Milo [...]
Goodness Me, Can't You See She's Gonna Cough It?
Hey pervs who want to get an eyeful of teenaged Hayden Panettiere naked: you might get your wish soon. Why? Because she's turning into Lil' Lindsay Lohan! Like Lilo, Hayden has daddy issues and prefers the grizzled touch of arthritic fogeys. Nude magazine spreads can't be far behind! According to our personal gossip sugar daddy, [...]