And there could soon be wedding bells according to New York gossip column PageSix, after Bilson was spotted on a flight from Los Angeles airport to New York's JFK on Monday wearing a sparkling diamond ring.

A source tells the publication, "A man sitting in front of her on the plane saw a ring on her finger and asked if she was married."

And Bilson was said to have replied, "I'm not married yet, just engaged. I know I look like I'm 15 but I'm actually 27."

She's a big eye painting come to life. He's Anakin Skywalker. Together, they are Bilsonsen! And they will continue to be. For eternity. Or until one of them dies. Or until she gets tired of wearing a strap-on and a faux mustache, whichever comes first.

If that turns out to be Mischa’s ass, you will in time see it in glorious freeze-frame at MrSkin.com. For now, check out her pasties in The Oh in Ohio.

ï George Takei now has his own asteroid. His own tight, firm, assteroid. (IMDb)

ï Anakin Skywalker still throwing it into Rachel Bilson. But more importantly, does his hat say "RAPE"? (Drunken Stepfather)

ï J. Lo gutwatch '07 continues. People, we have expansion. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Speaking of ab-related embiggening, Eva Mendes blames hers on rotini and brownies. (Daily Stab)

ï Jennifer Aniston sells magazines. At a stand on the corner of 5th and Walnut, because her career is in the john. Naw, just jerkin' your bird. (The Blemish)

ï See the general area from whence Harvey, Junior, and Princess Tiaamii issued: Katie Price upskirt! (Taxi Driver)

ï Angelina Jolie just the way we like her: with satin grazing her vagina. (Derek Hail)

ï Hanson brother has pulmonary embolism. MMMMMclot! (TMZ)

ï Mike Tyson joins the Lohan at Wonderland rehab facility. Now we just need Charles Nelson Reilly to check in and we've got ourselves The Surreal Life 7!

ï Sienna, Factory Girl shooting is over. You're not Edie Sedgwick anymore. Take off the leotard and slowly back away.

ï Brandy killed somebody with her Land Rover, now the victim's family is suing her for $50 million. Meanwhile, her brother Ray-J peed on Kim Kardashian and is throwing it into Whitney Houston. Fate is not smiling beatifically upon the Norwood family.

ï Hey, friends, we entertain you every weekday, right? Give you the ole ha-has, never ask for a thing in return. So maybe you could do just this one thing for us, as a tiny little favor? Could you go here and download the amazing Paris Hilton demo song culled from ParisExposed.com? It's more retarded than "PopoZao" and "My Humps" put together. It's life-altering. Trust us. Do it. Do it. Do it.

ï And speaking of Paris songs and ParisExposed, don't miss this soft, lilting tune crooned by Paris on video, and you'll finally get context for the "I got fucked in the butt for coke" line, in addition to a bunch of lovely racial verses.

ï The Factory Girl sex scenes between Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen are rumored to be the real thing. Great, but that doesn’t change the fact that nobody will see it.

ï Dustin “Screech” Diamond was “exiled” on the set of Celebrity Fit Club because he threatened to “make a dildo of my cock and fuck [former American Idol contestant] Kimberly Locke with it.” As far as empty threats go, that one’s pretty elaborate.

ï Headline of the day, part one.

ï Headline of the day, part two, (because we’re in seventh grade [it's the Jessica Lange story]).

ï Gwen Stefani the second celebrity parent to be stricken with blobbish progeny.

It's always naked Miller time at MrSkin.com.

"[Sienna] had Jude wrapped around her little finger because he was unfaithful. On the set of her new movie, Sienna demanded Jude call her every two hours, and every time he went somewhere he had to let her know. Sienna even tried to stipulate when he saw his children. He decided he didn't want to spend more time arguing and waiting around for Sienna to finish filming, he'd rather see his three kids."

But wait! Is that what really happened? Ted Casablanca sure doesn't think so. According to his source Sienna saw a big publicity flashbulb in the form of Hayden Christensen, who stars opposite her in Factory Girl.

"'She dumped Jude the second Hayden came around,'" sniffed these Miller confidantes. "'Gave him his walking papers! It was so cold. It's all about opportunity. She's just moving on to who's going to give her more publicity. Jude can't do that anymore.'"

Well played, Sienna. We see you've been studying Katie Holmes's Guide to Making It Big in Hollywood without Talent. We believe that chapter one started with this piece of advice: "Watch a movie that has been wildly successful in the past year. Find that movie's closeted gay star. Convince the world that you are madly in love with him." Now Hayden Christensen might not be as famous as Tom Cruise (and his acting skills may be better suited to singing the praises of the bacon double cheeseburger in a McDonald's commercial) but you were working with what was available. Maybe you'll be lucky enough to be cast opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in your next film.

All the boys want Sienna at MrSkin.com.

Or you can have a looksee at Jude at MaleStars.com.

"When head promoter Gordon Nicol asked if she would pose for a photo, Alba turned him down flat. When Nicol pointed out that celebs like Madonna, Hilary Duff and Selma Blair had all posed, Alba supposedly snapped, 'I don't care!' and walked away. At that point, one of Alba's entourage told Nicol, 'She's a bitch ó sorry.'"

We here at CelebNewsWire wholly endorse an actress's right to refuse attention and carry on like Alexis Carrington Colby, but we usually prefer our bitchy leading ladies to also be our naked leading ladies. If you're going to keep your clothes on, your public appearances better be filled with sunshine and daisies and smiles.
But you might be asking yourself, "After nudity, isn't the best way to get people talking about a movie when the two leads have hot safari jungle sex, like Mr. and Mrs. Smith?" Well, yes, Sparky, you're right. But Jessica's Awake co-star happens to be Hayden Christensen, who may not be as enamored with Jessica's breasts as we are (allegedly, wink wink, nudge nudge). So he's acting like a jagbag too. During filming Hayden was approached outside his trailer by someone who yelled, "You ruined the Star Wars movies!" And apparently Hayden doesn't know an accurate criticism when it smacks him on the ass, so he "chased the guy down the street and scared him away." Maybe he mistook the guy for his ineffective acting coach.
And in other celebrity twatism, Annie Lennox only likes famous people. When approached for an autograph at a London screening of Annie Hall, Lennox said, "I just want a quiet night. Please leave me alone and get a life." A source told the Daily Star:

"It was like watching a car crash unfold. Nobody could understand why she was being so rude to Orlando of all people. It was difficult to believe she didn't know who he was. But it turns out she genuinely thought he was an unusually good-looking fan."

Apparently "unusually good-looking fan" is British for "hobbity eunuch" as the autograph seeker was Orlando Bloom. Once Annie was made aware of her mistake, she gave Orlando the 'graph and let him kiss her on the cheek while some very supportive trannies looked on and said, "you go man-girl and she-boy!"

Check out Alba's apples at MrSkin.com.