Tag Archives: Hayden Christensen
I Now Pronounce You Mrs. Vader
Jumping through space and/or time is pretty sexy. Just ask that fox on wheels, Scott Bakula! Which is why we can understand how Hayden Christensen and cute Rachel Bilson fell in love on the set of Jumper. The frenzied warping! The hand-holding! The special effects! Traveling through other dimensions is like an intravenous shot of [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Spears n' Jeers
ï Brit can visit her kids; might be headed back to rehab. In related news, Kevin Federline showed up to court wearing an eyepatch. Because he's a responsible p-arrrrrrrrrrr-ent. (GlossLip)
ï George Takei now has his own asteroid. His own tight, firm, assteroid. (IMDb)
ï Anakin Skywalker still throwing it into Rachel Bilson. But [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Bustin' Makes Her Feel Good
ï Fergie goes jogging while wearing her Ghostbusters costume.
ï Mike Tyson joins the Lohan at Wonderland rehab facility. Now we just need Charles Nelson Reilly to check in and we've got ourselves The Surreal Life 7!
ï Sienna, Factory Girl shooting is over. You're not Edie Sedgwick anymore. Take off the leotard and [...]
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Sienna Miller Shows Her Perky Factory Girls
Depending on who you talk to, Sienna Miller's Edie Sedgwick biopic Factory Girl is either an Oscar-worthy masterstroke of filmmaking destined to perch on the celluloid throne next to Citizen Kane and Casablanca, or a Safeway bag filled with dog stool. But the only thing that matters about this movie, beyond the reshoots and the [...]
Celebrity Walk of Shame Update
Kate Moss? Pffft. Edie Sedgwick? Bahhh. Looks like Sienna Miller's found a new celebrity style to jock. Remember when we told you that Jessica Simpson was seen leaving Adam Levine's hotel room the morning after, looking all disheveled and postcoital? Well, "disheveled and postcoital" is the new boho! Pretty soon we'll be seeing Pavarotti pics [...]
Sienna Miller Upgrades To Darth Vader
So you're Sienna Miller and you're desperately trying to make yourself into the next Julia Roberts or some such. You land a sweet part as a crazy naked girl in a movie opposite People Sexiest Man Alive and manage to get him to profess his everlasting love to you. Then he fucks his nanny and [...]
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This Week in Celebrity Jagbaggery
Second-rate filmmakers are usually good at getting attention for their films without resorting to things like talented actors, good writing, or spectacular special effects. The best way to do this is with nudity, hopefully of the rampant and full-frontal variety. But when your flick stars famously prudish Jessica Alba, you have to look to other [...]
Darth Vader to Become Mike Brady
Being a Hollywood star is sooo demanding. All most celebs want out of life is the chance to leave fame and fortune behind and just be a normal person. No more free designer clothes or glamorous parties, just honest hard work and a respectable paycheck. That's why Hayden Christensen wants to become an architect.